Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
I'm coming !
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
So hott
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Anticlimax
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Breathtaking
Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML
Hot and heavy
Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML
Close to the edge
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Romantic afterglow
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Wanking to death
Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML
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BeMyLove15 10
Well at least you got him excited.
limitedition 25
You got his motor running & took his breath away. Make sure he has his inhaler next time you guys get saucy.
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Comments (94)
Reaper1984 13
Better get life alert.
andrew6p 19
Lmfao! Would have been hilarious!
kicksorgiggles 9
Phone sex: you're doing it right. Just imagine if you used Skype...
MakinMills 12
what did you say to him? lmao
HayleyFaith15 14
Lol, I think he should be posting an FML.
Marblecakelolz 11
It was a breath taking experience.
Jag_v 7
You were that good
Mauskau 36
Hopefully he was okay and could sort himself out. I walked past a young couple about a month ago, they were kissing until the boy had an asthma attack. It was so severe we had to get an ambulance. Hopefully you didn't do that to him, OP :P
Hawaii84 16
You have the gift! Maybe you can work as a phone girl.
amifaiyaz 12
You know you take his breath away.