Today, I had my girlfriend over at my parents' for dinner. When we were done, my dad went around to collect all the dirty plates and stacked them on his arm. When he got to my girlfriend, the weight became too much and he and the plates fell on top of her. FML
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Today, I went to my fiancé's house to have dinner with his family for the first time. Trying to be polite at the end of the meal I went to take the plates in to the kitchen. I overestimated how heavy the half-finished soup pot was, and threw soup all over myself and future mother-in-law. FML
Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
Today, my girlfriend accidentally put rubbish in the neighbour's bin. Then the old lady took all the rubbish out and threw it on the floor. I came out and tried to calm the situation, but then my girlfriend ran downstairs and tipped her cat food and cat milk bowls over. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, for the very first time, I invited my girlfriend's parents for dinner. I bought a pre-made oven dish, just to be sure nothing could go wrong. Once at the table, her mother asked pointedly who forgot to remove the plastic foil before putting it in the oven. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML
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Redoxx_fml 22
Welcome to the family!
kelseyyup 5
Sounds like the odds were stacked against her.
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Comments (171)
micahsmommy 13
This is what happens when dads try to give a good impression of helping with the dishes when in reality when there aren't guests they leave it for the wife.
gman90210 18
That's what the wife is for
Redneck_Mouse 1
it's more like FHL.
infinity99_fml 3
He's your father not your servant, you should've collected the dirty dishes ! YDI
tobedd 13
And you didn't offer to help him clear the table because _____________?!? You deserved it then.
BoredBrunette 7
~facepalm~
rubberduckie94 13
You either have the heaviest plates in the world or the weakest dad in the word.
desireev 18
Oooooorrr....... The Dad was trying to be polite and he lost the balance of the plates on his arm. Don't be such a jackass!
kreepers 6
You should have helped him. Firstly, none of this would have happened. And secondly, she would have thought you were a good catch for helping out at home!!
geod69 8
Better for him to fall on her then fall for her
stompic 2
FHL !
naomi012 0
Wow.