Today, I had given up on finding my makeup bag with cell phone and iPod my mom had bought for me recently. So I went to art to join the group of girls with whom I share the back art studio of my school. One of them was talking about how she'd ripped off some bitch's stuff, and she held up my bag. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a purse in the school bathroom. When I looked inside, there was an iPod along with some other expensive stuff in it. I took it to the office so the right owner would get it back. The owner passed me in the hall on the way there; she freaked out and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I found out that my art project, the one I've been working on for the last two weeks and the first piece I felt really comfortable about turning in, was stolen out of the art cupboard. FML
Today, a "friend" of mine decided stealing my very low amount of sticky notes repetitively to make origami and show off was okay, even though I had repeatedly asked her to stop. Then, when I snapped, I was the bad guy, and everyone who was around started stealing my pencil case to get them. FML
Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My mom and dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare buttons come in when you buy a dress shirt. FML
Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML
Today, I went to the movies. After it was over I got up and noticed a designer purse sitting on the ground in the back row. I opened it to look for anything that could give me a address so I could return it. The owner came back, assumed I was robbing her, and punched me in the nose. FML
Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML
Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML
Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML
Today, after I got home from school I went to my room to find the maid had cleaned it, also to find a bag labeled "trash" it was all the sketches and paintings I had done in art class, which is my major plan for college. FML
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AcesAndEights 0
so.... kick her in the face and take it back? I hope you didn't just stand there
Pipistrello_fml 0
Here's an idea. Stand there like a VICTIM, do nothing to get it back, and blog about it later on FML for sympathy.. Here's a better one "Today, I was in Art c;lass bragging about some stuff I stole from some bitch. She was in the class and throat punched me and got it back. I now have to eat soup for a month. FML"
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Comments (175)
Skullcrusher 5
Didja kick her ass?
Aha09 1
Slap that bitch and take your bag, phone, and iPod back in one swoop! It's not that hard. Wait...it could be hard. Scratch that last thought out. Hahahah. Sucks to be you.
Bsane 0
#7 I believe #3 was suggesting that the OP get everything back that was in the bag. Not just the bag.
mnhbxtch 0
beat her ass!!
Br0wnPr1d3 0
Hopefully you weren't too much of a pussy to just stand there, hopefully you punched her in the face and took your crap back.
Mustardnight 3
Hopefully, hopefully isn't too used after your comment, it may need reconstructive surgery.
k43L1 0
TAKE BACK YOUR STUFF AND POUR PAINT ALL OVER HER!
PrincessCastiel 27
Pig's blood could also work. (Applaud anyone who gets the reference)
teentee401 37
^Carrie
f_my_flip_life 5
I hope you punched her in the throat and took it back!!
wyld3fyr3 3
Give her address to a bunch of hobos
dummydory 4
I hope you punched her in the face and got your stuff back.
Dr_Haiku 0
Dude! What an amazing idea. **** Christmas shopping. A porchful of hobos will greet all of my friends and family! Thank you for inspiring me
AcesAndEights 0
+1 :-D Hobos ftw