Today, I had given up on finding my makeup bag with cell phone and iPod my mom had bought for me recently. So I went to art to join the group of girls with whom I share the back art studio of my school. One of them was talking about how she'd ripped off some bitch's stuff, and she held up my bag. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a purse in the school bathroom. When I looked inside, there was an iPod along with some other expensive stuff in it. I took it to the office so the right owner would get it back. The owner passed me in the hall on the way there; she freaked out and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I found out that my art project, the one I've been working on for the last two weeks and the first piece I felt really comfortable about turning in, was stolen out of the art cupboard. FML
Today, a "friend" of mine decided stealing my very low amount of sticky notes repetitively to make origami and show off was okay, even though I had repeatedly asked her to stop. Then, when I snapped, I was the bad guy, and everyone who was around started stealing my pencil case to get them. FML
Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My mom and dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare buttons come in when you buy a dress shirt. FML
Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML
Today, I went to the movies. After it was over I got up and noticed a designer purse sitting on the ground in the back row. I opened it to look for anything that could give me a address so I could return it. The owner came back, assumed I was robbing her, and punched me in the nose. FML
Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML
Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML
Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML
Today, after I got home from school I went to my room to find the maid had cleaned it, also to find a bag labeled "trash" it was all the sketches and paintings I had done in art class, which is my major plan for college. FML
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AcesAndEights 0
so.... kick her in the face and take it back? I hope you didn't just stand there
Pipistrello_fml 0
Here's an idea. Stand there like a VICTIM, do nothing to get it back, and blog about it later on FML for sympathy.. Here's a better one "Today, I was in Art c;lass bragging about some stuff I stole from some bitch. She was in the class and throat punched me and got it back. I now have to eat soup for a month. FML"
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little_otter 0
Who the **** do you people think you're fooling? 99% of you trashy ghetto hoes that are talking smack would run away crying if someone did this to you.
quinnteh 0
Maybe since she's officially "given up", she didn't allow herself to get it back from the thief?
Stotan1228 0
And I bet you cracked a bitch in the head with a potting wheel. And then stole her money. = )
Jahoolia 2
for a little otter you do have some really bad language!
purple91 8
Hope you got your bag back and then slapped the bitch. If not then FYL for being a pussy.
Obelia 3
Call the cops on her ass, then let everyone know what she did. She won't be able to show her face in public again!
flashback.miss 28
I forgot that there is something hiding in me I know you wanted to, but can you take it? Can you take it? I won't bite, oh come on and give it to me Wrap it up in my palm and let me take it Knowing me, I'll break it I am you, I'll wear a ribbon and a bow Cause you never ever know What is gonna happen I know I want that I know I want that I know I want that I know I want that Look at me, I can fill you to the brim I want to take you on a whim Gonna make you like it Let's go out, and find there's something hiding in me I know you wanted to, but can you take it? Can't you take it? Sailing in bin bags to the farthest reach (I know I want that) We'll search for trinkets on an empty beach (I know I want that) I've got a handful of kaleidoscopes (I know I want that) I've got a hammer and a mile of rope I know, I know I want that I know, I know I want that I know, I know I want that I know, I know I want that I'll wear a ribbon and a bow Cause I think you like it I like a friend, I love a foe Why'd you think you liked it? I got a lot of mess in tow And I bet you like it I like to shout it down the phone Oh, I really like it I know I want it now, I know I want it now, I know I want it now I know I want that I know I want it now, I know I want it now, I know I want it now I know I want that I know I want it now, I know I want it now, I know I want it now I know I want that I know I want it now, I know I want it now, I know I want it now I know I want that hopefully you got your stuff back though and had some sort of action taken against her...
lovelyredlizard 0
at least you found it right? punch the bitch and run :)
lettertjes 0
When it was lost, you could say FML. But now you found it again. So I assume you said 'hey that's mine' and took it back. So it's more like a 'not F Y L anymore'.
Agent_P 0
#108 how they hell is that not an FML did you not read the bloody thing, it said that this girl ripped off some bitches stuff, i.e. it means she sold someone else crap, and considering the fact that a woman posted this, her cell phone and ipod and what else is in that bag, mean alot to her, it also probably means that her wallet was in thier, which means shes most likly lost , no had STOLLEN around $700, shes a student right, that aslo means thats alot of bloody money too, so if anything this is probably the most FML worthy comment thats been made all week
blastvortex 4
So? You have every right to take it back, by force if necessary.