Today, I had a substitute teacher for my dance class. I noticed at one point, he took out a camera. The principal came in, everyone was going crazy, and the teacher was dragged out of the classroom. He was taking videos and pictures of us dancing. Turns out he was a registered sex offender. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
Today, my husband is a music teacher, and I walked in on him on Zoom with one of his female students. He said he was teaching her the guitar. He was naked from the waist down and she was fully nude. FML
Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of two guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML
Today, the principal of my school asked me if I had practice. Knowing he's gullible, I said yes. I came home to find him and my mom having sex. FML
Today, I was participating in an exercise in my psychology class to describe this horrible looking person I had never seen before and I described the person as a "rebellious, drug dealing, lowlife". The person in that picture turned out to be my teacher. FML
Today, my principal made me visit "anti-violence" classes because I had a picture of me threatening a man with a gun on my Facebook page. It was taken during the school play, where I was acting as a gangster and the gun was just a toy. The principal saw the play. FML
Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML
Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML
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Top comments
Jonesy666 0
Holy s**t did the school not CRB check the guy
michellaneous 0
don't they do background checks on all teachers? even subs? i hope they confiscated that camera and burned the film!
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Comments (199)
judgeymcjudge 0
That is... Wow. FYL indeed.
neverland_fml 0
Don't they screen for those things these days? DX
Cacto 0
Now who is saying that you deserved that? Really?
ERICA833 0
I know! how could someone possibly deserve that?!?
alphatoomega 21
Probably people hitting it by accident. Lord knows I've done that enough times.
esushi 0
If it was a private school, or a private dancing class even as it doesn't necessarily say that it is a high school or anything--none of those background check things apply at all. They can get a 5 year old to teach at a private school. They just don't, because then no one would send their kids there.
elnorris14 19
private schools do have background checks for teachers
fueledbyamy 0
geeze, thats creepy as! hope everything is ok. i wonder how they didnt realise he was a sex offender. no background checks?
Yayap_fml 0
3 and 10 are win
Luckster 0
That's funny. You'll all be talking about that one even at your 10-year reunion! How come all the interesting stuff happens at every other school but mine, back in the day? and #25, ease up. The two words are commonly mixed up these days, even by perfectly educated people.
babydoll86_fml 0
How can ANYONE vote that they deserved this?! That doesn't even make sense! Sooo glad someone caught onto him, that's so disgusting. What a freak. Should be in jail.
MrBoredomioo 18
There's a badge for voting YDIs a lot
Luckster 0
#29, the more I think about it....the more I realize you really can't vote for either option entirely on this one....this site needs a neutral option.
Elamdri 0
Today, one of my teachers was out sick, so I had to call in a substitute. Later, I walked by him taking pictures of the class and had to drag him out of the room. Turns out he was a registered sex offender. Now I've got parents clamoring for my head on a platter. FML