Today, I had a softball tournament which also landed on my birthday. My dad had to leave town for work, so he left me a card on my night stand. Instead of a happy birthday, all it said was 'Don't mess up the game for everyone'. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML
Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, I came home a day after my birthday, and was greeted by my mother who told me, "Oh, I have birthday present for you." She explained that she and my father went on a hike, and handed me my present. I got a fucking stick for my birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday and everyone in the office chipped in to buy me a card, and nothing but a card. It had a pre-written message on it and a space to write "Love, *insert name*" where everyone signed their names. The "Love" was crossed out and replaced with "From". FML
Today, it's my birthday. I went downstairs expecting birthday greetings from my parents. Instead, they just sat on the couch saying nothing. Thinking they forgot, I casually reminded them. My mom scoffed and said, "Go do the dishes." FML
Today, it was my birthday dinner with my family. Everyone was making an effort to avoid a certain topic. Later my 5 year old cousin gives me a nice hand drawn card of me and my boyfriend. Apparently no one had the heart to tell her my boyfriend had broken up with me on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad was supposed to take me to get a tattoo, but instead he went to the bar, got drunk, and told me how I was the biggest mistake he and my mom have ever made. FML
Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML
Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
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p00p0ster0us 0
If you're lucky, he'll stay right where he is. Away. Sorry that your dad is a prick. Unless of course he plans to call you later and say 'haha, I was joking sweety' We shall see, Mr. Prick. We shall see...
thatsucks42 4
Probably not, but your grammar does.
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Comments (76)
jt_232010 0
your dad is an asss
Shanaynayx3 0
Happy birthday!!!
babaoriley_fml 0
This is horrible...and the worst part is you're stuck with your dad...but on the bright side, that means trolls can't twist it around into a YDI like they do with boyfriend/husband shit ("YDI for dating an asshole"). If he's anywhere near a decent person though, he'll feel terrible for forgetting and apologize. If not...then your life is REALLY ******.
emmmmmmmm 0
this really isnt that bad. my best friend's sweet 16 fell during a softball tournament for me. even after i spent 400 dollars on a dress, i still couldnt go because apparently this is the "lifestyle choice" i made. not that i dont love softball. its just a lot. but yeah, im lucky that my birthday's in december when we hardly ever have to play. haha. FYL.
AzNKMA 0
he was just kidding.. wow
summer66_fml 0
well, happy birthday
ky_stone22 0
itscalledkarma, damn straight! i play softball and i am 100% straight. and so is my entire team. plus, a person can easily blow a game for the entire team. i had a tournament today, and it happened. the stereotype that all softball players are lesbian is so freaking annoying! it's just not true! and soccergirl15, different people have different interests. respect them. FYL for the comment and the fact he forgot your birthday, but your life is awesome cause you play softball ;)
emmmmmmmm 0
i had a tournament today too!
4everFastpitch5 2
I love you ky stone! Agree with everything!
v1ckst3r 0
hey soccer bitches, my five year old cousin can play soccer with complete ease. softball takes way more skill.
sftballdarlin_18 0
Happy Birthday and I'm sure you did amazing! Softball is better than soccer btw just thought I'd throw that in there!:)
micery 0
aaah please do not start another argument about it!
icertainlysuck 0
what a jerk