Today, I had a lady come in to order a pizza. She wanted to use a free delivery coupon. After telling her several times that she couldn't use a free delivery coupon, unless she was having the pizza delivered, she told me I have horrible people skills. FML
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Today, I was working drive thru and took a huge order. When the people pulled around to the window, they handed me a stack of coupons. None of the coupons were even related to what they ordered. They made me change their order to fit the coupons because they couldn't read. FML
Today, I was told that I was an idiot by a little girl because I didn't deliver a pizza to her house fast enough. FML
Today, I was verbally harassed by a customer because I wouldn’t give her special treatment after her meal was incorrect. I offered her a refund and a coupon for a free meal, which she refused before calling me a stupid kid who wouldn’t do anything to help her. FML
Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Today, when making a delivery for the restaurant I work for, a customer shoved and yelled at me because she didn't get any fries with her order. She didn't order any, which isn't unusual, considering we're a Chinese takeaway and don't even sell them. FML
Today, a lady cussed me out for not bringing her salad and pizza to her table. She then wanted her money back. I work at a buffet; a self-serve buffet. FML
Today, while at work, a customer refused to speak louder, despite me asking her to do it several times. As a result, I took her order incorrectly. The customer then finally decided to raise her voice, but only to yell at me about my poor listening skills. FML
Today, a customer became irrationally angry and called me a "stupid bitch", all because she couldn't use the coupon clearly marked "30% off grocery items" on a prescription from our pharmacy. FML
Today, I called Pizza Hut to order a pizza. A voice recording was reading me their specials. The man had a horrible country accent so I began to make fun of it. Then I realized it was an actual person on the line. FML
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Top comments
savagearmz 6
SHE has horrible people skills
FML_accounT123 5
Haha too bad u can't tell her off without getting in trouble from ur boss
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Comments (123)
smhlqnick 0
You should have kindergartened her. Get her to read the coupon out loud and then ask her if it says that it's for delivery and whether it's being delivered. She would have probably flipped and it would have been hilarious
caviar_fml 2
should've just let her use it lol
daboar 5
lol
grace14 0
Wat a bitch?!?! :)
theonlysweetpea 10
You should have reached across the counter
nc21690 19
Cheap and stupid we dont have nearly enough of those people......huh? people suck
Dave8911 0
Just a thought.... Maybe she was ordering the pizza then leaving to do something else and just going to have it delivered.
fuckkyeaaaalaura 12
How is this an fml? You obviously have people skill she's just stupid & doesn't understand the meaning of "free delivery pizza"
Ynunez 3
I work as a cashier in a fast food place and i get the weirdest people there they want a cheese burger without cheese, bacon burger without bacon, and argue with me on how expensive things are
Badlifesmd 0
Tell her to read the freaking coupon!