Today, I called Pizza Hut to order a pizza. A voice recording was reading me their specials. The man had a horrible country accent so I began to make fun of it. Then I realized it was an actual person on the line. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a phone call from a number I didn't recognize. It was a man with a speech impediment, and I began imitating him. He was the manager of a store I applied at. He wanted to arrange an interview. FML
Today, I was ordering a pizza over the phone. When the guy asked for my order, I yelled "Hey, you guys wanted pepperoni, right?" In reality, I was yelling this to my cat. College hasn't made me many friends so far. FML
Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then heard loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML
Today, my friend asked me to order take out for him because he gets nervous on phones. I called a Chinese restaurant, only to get nervous, and hang up. FML
Today, I was ordered by our higher boss to buy 15 boxes of pizza for our even higher boss's birthday party. As I called his favorite pizza place to order, I was told to "FUCK OFF!!!" and was blatantly hung-up upon. When I tried to call again, the company number is now barred. Of all the days, it had to be April 1st. FML
Today, I was talking online to this guy, and everything was great. He then sent a voice message and his accent was a deal breaker. FML
Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML
Today, I had to listen to some old phone call recordings at work, in which a certain worker had the most annoying high-pitched voice. To my horror, I discovered that they were my call recordings, so the annoying voice was my own. My colleagues all concurred they cannot stand the sound of me talking. FML
Today, the company offering the job position that I've been applying for called me up. I wasn't there to answer so they got redirected to my voice mail in which I'm acting like a drunk David Hasselhoff chewing on a cheeseburger. They called me 5 times. FML
Today, while I was working at a call center, a customer was pranking me using an obviously fake Asian accent. He kept saying his name was “Phuck Mi”, his phone number was 666-3629 (as in "Sex sex sex free sex tonight") and making moaning noises and sexual phrases. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML
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flashback.miss 28
hahaha, nice going. hopefully they didn't spit in your pizza or anything...
cookie_3008 4
"Howdy partner!! Eeeh-ha!! How'd ya like 'em pizzas?!"
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flashback.miss 28
hahaha, nice going. hopefully they didn't spit in your pizza or anything...
airforce987 20
"a horrible country accent"... you live in Georgia... Doesn't everyone have a horrible country accent?
DrDilllonReese 12
No, Georgia has nice country accents. Texas is where the gross and horrible ones are.
desireev 18
That's not stereotypical at all. Or judgmental. Or prejudiced...
IThinkItsAlright 7
I'm born and raised in Texas and I don't have a country accent...
OffToTheGayBar 9
At least we don't sleep with our family, in Texas. 9.9
micahsmommy 13
My husband is from Georgia and doesn't have a country accent. His brother does though. I blame the country music he listens to that my husband hates.
bustub2 8
I thought the OP meant "horrible country" as in a place like Pakistan or Syria. My bad.
A7xLover_ 6
Okay I think country accents are hot no matter where you're from:p
77777771 12
#1: What the **** is on that tongue?
Chixken 6
5-I'm from georgia and I don't have "a horrible country accent".
koolkat27 13
37- nope thats just mississippi and alabama;)
glglgl19 5
#30 you do have an accent you just can't tell. I can't really tell that I have a new York accent but people not from new York tell me I do. Just saying that If you don't realize it it's probably really bad.
glglgl19 5
While #38 it says your from Florida so could you really tell? They are kinda close together and both places us you'all alot so idk how true that is
micahsmommy 13
104 - I live in Florida now. I've lived in 7 different American states, northern and southern England, southern Germany and northern Italy. I was raised in a half English/half American home but picked up more of the English style accent. So yes I can definitely tell.
the_pan1c 5
#FIRSTWORLDPROBLEMS ---- GO AHEAD FML BAN ME
ilovedinosawers 17
Says "offtothegaybar"
kurty1 1
All americans sound and talk stupid, so its ok faggets
xsilentxninjax 10
I'm always fearful of eating out because of this. You never reeaalllyyy know what they put in your food.
liuiam13 2
That sucks
liuiam13 2
That sucks
upyourzlolz 11
Sigh. Every time there is a comment like this, we all know it will be followed by: No shit. Is that why it's on FML? So here No shit. Is that why it's on FML?
KiddNYC1O 22
Seriously. All anecdotes end with FML. They know it sucks. Now say constructive.
KiddNYC1O 22
say something*
BeefyQueef 5
something
LMA0 5
I was thinking that every time the comment "that sucks" comes up the follow up was "just like your comment" but that works too.
TSN619 7
That's what you get you stupid ****
tennisrapper1 14
What type of pizza company would make someone listen to a voice recording? How would you order? You're not a very logical thinker...
Schizomaniac 24
Maybe a recording of the specials came on if they were busy or something, or just before a live person answered. NAH THAT'S WAY TOO ILLOGICAL.
tennisrapper1 14
Yeah but then the pizza company might have to change the voicemail recording every day or how ever many days they change their specials and who knows if the company would want to do that. But that is a possibility I suppose... I guess I was just a little too critical off the bat and missed that particular theory... My bad.
Feared 9
9- I can't tell if you are trying to be sarcastically rude, or if you are just plain stupid.
DocBastard 40
Feared, if you can't tell that was sarcasm, then either your sarcasmometer needs to be fixed or YOU'RE the one who's just plain stupid.
desireev 18
The Pizza Hut in my town has a recording that answers the phone. It asks if we would like to place an order for pick-up or delivery. Then asks if we would like to speak to a customer service representative.
BeastManzero 0
The Dominos where I live has a new recording everyday and it'll answer when they are busy and can't answer the phone yet.
tennisrapper1 14
Docbastard - I have a feeling that you think all people on fml who don't know sarcasm are dumbshits XD
EffYoLife 14
No you're not a logical thinker. You must have never ordered from a fast food chain. Dominos gives their specials over a voice recording, so talk what you know.
davidbdb485 0
#17 it's not like it would take that long for someone to read off the specials one time for a recording. A lot of workers have to read them off every time a person asks for them. In my opinion recording them seems logical because it could save time during the busy hours.
ladyLALAA 29
I think recorded messages for chain business/restaurant are a great idea... it gives them time to get to the phone, you get to hear the specials (and even though sure, they might have to change them but I doubt place like this change their specials daily) I had another point but I forget. :D
cwren9 2
Dominoes does that. And pizza hut orders are taken by a call center.
angelofsaturn 23
actually i worked at a pizza place that had prerecorded specials and cheesy hold music until the actual CSR picked up so you'd(hopefully cause some people just don't ******* listen) know the specials and we wouldn't have to repeat them.
cookie_3008 4
"Howdy partner!! Eeeh-ha!! How'd ya like 'em pizzas?!"
guitarsonist666 0
I remember working at pizza hut... Honestly, it was alright. Haha. Probably one of the better first jobs around.
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Thanks for the tip.
420bhansen 0
Jack wagon he was just being positive
LMA0 5
Cool story bro. I'm gonna use that to get my first girlfriend.
sm1ggl3 0
Poor sod on the other end. It's more FHL. Silly OP.
TheDrifter 24
Yeah, first the crippled kid's walk and now this.
crw1017 6
I hope to god you hung up and called from a different number. That or called a different pizza place. Otherwise, I'm betting you got a nasty ass pizza.
iamyummylicious 14
He would have been getting nasty pizza either way. Pizza Hut is gross.
mellowmo0d88 8
Pizza Hut rules you!
iamyummylicious 14
I guess you've never had good pizza from an actual pizzeria.
Dojan 16
I've never had an ass pizza before.
crw1017 6
The saying, "You are what you eat," must be a lie then. Because you, sir, are an ass pizza.
wyattb995 6
you bastard
onealmxwilson 18
Lol