Today, I had a lady come in to order a pizza. She wanted to use a free delivery coupon. After telling her several times that she couldn't use a free delivery coupon, unless she was having the pizza delivered, she told me I have horrible people skills. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working drive thru and took a huge order. When the people pulled around to the window, they handed me a stack of coupons. None of the coupons were even related to what they ordered. They made me change their order to fit the coupons because they couldn't read. FML
Today, I was told that I was an idiot by a little girl because I didn't deliver a pizza to her house fast enough. FML
Today, I was verbally harassed by a customer because I wouldn’t give her special treatment after her meal was incorrect. I offered her a refund and a coupon for a free meal, which she refused before calling me a stupid kid who wouldn’t do anything to help her. FML
Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Today, when making a delivery for the restaurant I work for, a customer shoved and yelled at me because she didn't get any fries with her order. She didn't order any, which isn't unusual, considering we're a Chinese takeaway and don't even sell them. FML
Today, a lady cussed me out for not bringing her salad and pizza to her table. She then wanted her money back. I work at a buffet; a self-serve buffet. FML
Today, while at work, a customer refused to speak louder, despite me asking her to do it several times. As a result, I took her order incorrectly. The customer then finally decided to raise her voice, but only to yell at me about my poor listening skills. FML
Today, a customer became irrationally angry and called me a "stupid bitch", all because she couldn't use the coupon clearly marked "30% off grocery items" on a prescription from our pharmacy. FML
Today, I called Pizza Hut to order a pizza. A voice recording was reading me their specials. The man had a horrible country accent so I began to make fun of it. Then I realized it was an actual person on the line. FML
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savagearmz 6
SHE has horrible people skills
FML_accounT123 5
Haha too bad u can't tell her off without getting in trouble from ur boss
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Comments (123)
Quest_ 13
Well, **** her, she has horrible coupon skills.
Residence_fml 4
Yeah, she's a bitch no doubt. But where has FML come to? This FML is no real fun nor the slightest original it isn't outrages it just makes everyone question AGAIN why customers are respectless **** all the time.
DocBastard 40
Well I'm so sorry that FML isn't meeting your high standards. Last I checked no one is forcing you to read these. Might I suggest reading some old ones that may better quench your desire for mayhem and destruction. Either that or enjoy the site for what it is and quit your bitching.
DocBastard 40
Argh, the comment I was replying to vanished. Sorry, folks.
WeemanIsBack 3
12 - You look adorable :)
henrytod 2
I already ordered a pizza.
morelemmonpledge 2
Good for you.
Doortje 30
Just take the coupon, hand the pizza to her, and say "Here's your delivery, M'am".
mrlopez 13
I second that :). Keeping it short n simple.
crazyaces89 7
To hell with the customer is always right...and a number of them are so dumb...like to the point it starts to kill your own brain cells dealing with them...I feel your pain op
all4pooh 4
She must have a few screws loose...
kl4928 0
You can't fix stupid
Banana_Pancakes6 0
There's an app for that..
txgirl09 5
I hope that the OP wasn't paying attention hardcore and that she did in fact want the pizza delivered elsewhere even though she was ordering in the store. It would make this seem less ridiculous.
FarSide 23
Never attempt to rationalize someone else's stupidity.
aligiorav 11
This would have been the point you should have told her about her horrible mental skills...
rj33445 4
Some ppl just dnt kno how 2 read
Doortje 30
And some people just don't know how to spell.
Doortje 30
And some people just don't know how to spell.
kadiedlawrence 0
28- I was totally going to say that. Comment stealer lol
fatraptorjesus13 9
lol haws I h8 ppl who cnt reed its 2 stupid 2 understand lawl!
ironman108 0
Fag