Today, I had a lady come in to order a pizza. She wanted to use a free delivery coupon. After telling her several times that she couldn't use a free delivery coupon, unless she was having the pizza delivered, she told me I have horrible people skills. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working drive thru and took a huge order. When the people pulled around to the window, they handed me a stack of coupons. None of the coupons were even related to what they ordered. They made me change their order to fit the coupons because they couldn't read. FML
Today, I was told that I was an idiot by a little girl because I didn't deliver a pizza to her house fast enough. FML
Today, I was verbally harassed by a customer because I wouldn’t give her special treatment after her meal was incorrect. I offered her a refund and a coupon for a free meal, which she refused before calling me a stupid kid who wouldn’t do anything to help her. FML
Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Today, when making a delivery for the restaurant I work for, a customer shoved and yelled at me because she didn't get any fries with her order. She didn't order any, which isn't unusual, considering we're a Chinese takeaway and don't even sell them. FML
Today, a lady cussed me out for not bringing her salad and pizza to her table. She then wanted her money back. I work at a buffet; a self-serve buffet. FML
Today, while at work, a customer refused to speak louder, despite me asking her to do it several times. As a result, I took her order incorrectly. The customer then finally decided to raise her voice, but only to yell at me about my poor listening skills. FML
Today, a customer became irrationally angry and called me a "stupid bitch", all because she couldn't use the coupon clearly marked "30% off grocery items" on a prescription from our pharmacy. FML
Today, I called Pizza Hut to order a pizza. A voice recording was reading me their specials. The man had a horrible country accent so I began to make fun of it. Then I realized it was an actual person on the line. FML
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Top comments
savagearmz 6
SHE has horrible people skills
FML_accounT123 5
Haha too bad u can't tell her off without getting in trouble from ur boss
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Comments (123)
sugarkiller_fml 6
Yes you do.
newjerseyguy 0
That my friends is why today's society is in such sad shape. Way to many uneducated morons out and about.
Garytt 0
I dont understand the "had a lady come in" part
BiBiKitty_fml 2
Why doesn't she just stay home and cook.
dreamering 16
You too need Jesus
kathuzada 6
Ask for her address and send the pizza there
stormchaser24 24
She wanted to company to pay for the gas it takes for her to get home. Duh. Lol
megapeyt 17
She can move to the top of the class!
Crazyazman 0
Customers are idiots
upyourzlolz 11
I'm pretty sure you are also a customer.
leadman1989 16
Nope, he's an alchemist. ;)
KiddNYC1O 22
Why you crying? Kick her out your shop...