chrisbravo
United States
Today, I had a hard time taking a dump. Before flushing, I noticed two pennies and a dime incrusted in my turd. It seems that yesterday, while drunk, I swallowed some change. FML
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ConnorBrown36 5
Sounds like a shitty situation...I think it is time to Change your eating habits
slick5880 22
I prefer pockets personally but I guess your way works too.
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RedPillSucks 33
Now that pennies no longer have copper, he'll just look the normal dumb shit that he actually is.
Angelastic_fml 18
Eat some prunes and see if you can poop out a million dollars. How come nobody's made a joke about filthy lucre or dirty money yet?
iTayTayTaylor 1
At least it wasn't a quarter.
RedPillSucks 33
or a Susan B Anthony dollar. Those pointy edges are like eating a ninja star.
hayfizzy 3
It would take long for chance to pass through your system not 24 hours.
FalconSam1414 19
Maybe, just maybe... you're just a human ATM... :O
hateevryone 15
At least you shitted it out.
missalkali 8
yeah! give it to Obama! he keeps saying he wants change…
whoopyouupsideyo 0
I don't believe you ate that money. I think you shoved it up your a$$
RochelleRedvines 8
Salvage them and use them to tip the next rude waiter you come across.
fmyaccount94 4
Be glad you didn't choke, mate... o_o