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chrisbravo United States

Today, I had a hard time taking a dump. Before flushing, I noticed two pennies and a dime incrusted in my turd. It seems that yesterday, while drunk, I swallowed some change. FML

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chrisbravo 4

OP replies: It was a hell of a night. It "changed" my life.

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ConnorBrown36 5

Sounds like a shitty situation...I think it is time to Change your eating habits

slick5880 22

I prefer pockets personally but I guess your way works too.

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Comments (152)

Steve95401 49

This is the first time I have ever heard that it pays to be drunk.

robert76 5

Could be worse. You could be pissing your money away instead.

Redoxx_fml 22

He must be lucky cause he's gotta a whole pot of gold

ganjaone 2

Next time swallow some tape worm larva

pantherprincess 6

Hope you didn't try to retrieve the change. Talk about flushing money down the drain.

Greggums 2

Did you fish it and pick em out?

MischievousLoki 6

Well it's time to have a change of diet.

lovepandorasaver 11

I think they call it the munchies because it is supposed to be something you chew OP.

jonahlees 2

"sit your five dollar ass down before I make some change... Oh god, what have I done "