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chrisbravo United States

Today, I had a hard time taking a dump. Before flushing, I noticed two pennies and a dime incrusted in my turd. It seems that yesterday, while drunk, I swallowed some change. FML

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OP replies: It was a hell of a night. It "changed" my life.

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ConnorBrown36 5

Sounds like a shitty situation...I think it is time to Change your eating habits

I prefer pockets personally but I guess your way works too.

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Are you gonna get them out? You know, with the economy and all, it may not be a bad idea...

I disagree, Jimmy Neutron took mining for gold to a whole new level!

The amount of people who have held those pennies after not washing their hands and dropping them and you've put them in your mouth...ew.

Did u get the change?

One does not simply disagree with Noor...

You sound like one of those people from the Subway commercials. "Are you gonna eat five dollars?"

The life of a coin is not an easy one. Travelling your whole life from pocket to pocket, hand to hand. Only to be eaten by a drunk person and being crapped out the next day. No, it sure isn't easy.

Glockinator 2

What a waste of 12 rides on the meijer pony

Did u use the change lol

hell yeah he did! as a snack…

Any post involving the OP being drunk while doing something dumb is a YDI.