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Today, I had a hard time taking a dump. Before flushing, I noticed two pennies and a dime incrusted in my turd. It seems that yesterday, while drunk, I swallowed some change. FML

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OP replies: It was a hell of a night. It "changed" my life.

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ConnorBrown36 5

Sounds like a shitty situation...I think it is time to Change your eating habits

I prefer pockets personally but I guess your way works too.

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New level of lazy: can't be bothered buying food so just skip that step and eat the money.

why so many YDI ? Those who clicked the YDI button can be either forever alone or suffering of Alzheimer... Everybody gets drunk at least once in his life...

Reminds of the 'Any Coin, Any Drink' nights I used to go to.

PetPetAngel 2

Well, at least you're twelve cents richer than before you went to the bathroom!

Luisaaaaaah_ 3

Taking ***** pay off?

So did you take the coins out?

I bet that wasn't the change you were looking for!

Who does that? Lmfao

******* hilarious

catsnpickles 3

Lmao I read this fast and saw 'i noticed two penises and a dime incrusted in my turd'..