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chrisbravo United States

Today, I had a hard time taking a dump. Before flushing, I noticed two pennies and a dime incrusted in my turd. It seems that yesterday, while drunk, I swallowed some change. FML

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OP replies: It was a hell of a night. It "changed" my life.

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ConnorBrown36 5

Sounds like a shitty situation...I think it is time to Change your eating habits

I prefer pockets personally but I guess your way works too.

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Comments (152)

I wonder how much money is lost that way

Ewww wtf. Who looks at their business, seriously? BARF

wow! must have been the late night munchies

yeah! give it to Obama! he keeps saying he wants change…

karen1991 15

Human piggy bank!

cowgirl7109 4

Well.... That's one way to save money

tne201992 12

Who needs a piggy bank? You got your poor stomach.

Girls with class don't shit.

I honestly thought you were gonna say you reached in and pulled them out.

Funny, I often wonder if everyone looks to see what their poo looks liks before they flush or if it's just me. Does every one look closely at their t.p. after each wipe too? Or is it just me ...LOL ew grossed myself out.