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chrisbravo United States

Today, I had a hard time taking a dump. Before flushing, I noticed two pennies and a dime incrusted in my turd. It seems that yesterday, while drunk, I swallowed some change. FML

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chrisbravo 4

OP replies: It was a hell of a night. It "changed" my life.

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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ConnorBrown36 5

Sounds like a shitty situation...I think it is time to Change your eating habits

slick5880 22

I prefer pockets personally but I guess your way works too.

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Comments (152)

DarkskyFML 5

Aw, you're a little piggy bank. Literally...

JesMommy 11

How exactly does this screw up your life? It's not like the change was going to break the bank...or you...

jonahwalzer 12

I think a change in eating habits will help....

jonahwalzer 12

Was it really.....worth it?

DrHoliday 7

At least you aren't broke enough to pick them back out.

Awkward_Turtle69 18

Sounds like some buried treasure