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chrisbravo United States

Today, I had a hard time taking a dump. Before flushing, I noticed two pennies and a dime incrusted in my turd. It seems that yesterday, while drunk, I swallowed some change. FML

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OP replies: It was a hell of a night. It "changed" my life.

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

Top comments

ConnorBrown36 5

Sounds like a shitty situation...I think it is time to Change your eating habits

I prefer pockets personally but I guess your way works too.

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Sometimes shit work can pay off

Eww crusty ass niggas lol

musicloverr_97 4

why were you looking in the toilet?

Pics or it didn't happen.

We're really gonna need to pull something out of our ass here Hang on, think I got some change down there

The best part of being drunk is the next day when you get to find out how much fun you'd had.

Just be glad they weren't half dollars

I hope you didn't eat anything worse than the changes, check if you still have your phone and wallet

fmlcreations 0

you dont need a tree to grow money. because your pooping it.!

Must have thought a penny jar as snack jar.......