chrisbravo
United States
Today, I had a hard time taking a dump. Before flushing, I noticed two pennies and a dime incrusted in my turd. It seems that yesterday, while drunk, I swallowed some change. FML
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ConnorBrown36 5
Sounds like a shitty situation...I think it is time to Change your eating habits
slick5880 22
I prefer pockets personally but I guess your way works too.
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ma77 9
That's pretty shitty, but at least you didn't piss it all away.
RedPillSucks 33
That would have been much more painful.
doctorhook86 25
4: After hearing this story, I'll think twice before picking up a quarter.
scottsteiner 1
story of my life
EduJav321 24
He's also, literallly, ******** away money
FireFlie07 20
Might want to go to a doctor in case you ate anything else
stoned_is 1
Hope thats the only thing u swallowed.... Lmao... Jk
Franorox 8
Your comment would have been acceptable without lmao jk
raraisbang 12
Maybe he was just constipated when he shit out change and you weren't when you did? Plenty of people on the planet have a hard time ******** on a regular basis, not just because they've swallowed some coins.
supportcommand 17
Can't believe it hasn't been said yet." Keep the change ".
fabulosogurlee 7
And if they weren't dirty before, then they sure as he'll are now
Seethatguy 3
If you get so messed up that you actually start ******** coins, it's time to quit drinking. Or quit carrying change.
RedPillSucks 33
You're looking at it the wrong way. He should be drinking more, so that when he *****, more coins come out. I'm guessing he paid $4.25 for a drink that costs $4.13 Ok, maybe he should just pay with larger bills?