Today, I had a full day of work, a social event, and a doctor's appointment. My son looked at me when I got home and said, "Are your pants on backwards?" Yes, yes they were. All day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my partner had teletherapy early in the morning, so I was in rush to leave the apartment. I threw on clothes, and at the end of the day (at around 3 p.m.) I felt like someone at me a little funny as I was getting off an elevator. I looked in the mirror and realized my leggings had been on inside out all day. FML
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
Today, it was picture day at my school. After I got home, I realized my shirt was on inside out… and backwards. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, I walked downstairs, made a bowl of hot cereal, and held a full conversation with my brother's girlfriend, before I finally put two and two together and realized I hadn't put any pants on. FML
Today, I was sick from both ends at work. My boss wouldn't let me go home, and told me to borrow a pair of spare pants to change into. I suffered another bout of gastroenteritis and shit someone else's pants. FML
Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML
Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML
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SwedishMaria 16
How do you go a full day without noticing? I would think that you'd notice if you went to the bathroom etc.
Tripartita 45
"Why, yes they are, son. Thanks for focusing on my pants more than anybody else all day… Wait. Just, thanks for pointing it out."
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icefishbaby 14
To those who think this sounds outrageous, it might depend on what pants she was wearing. I usually wear pants that are a very stretchy denim and don't have a zipper in the front. While not appropriate for an office environment, they're fine (with a longer shirt) in a more casual setting. I once accidentally put them on backwards and didn't realize for almost an hour. Fortunately, the front pockets were covered by my shirt so you couldn't really tell. I still think it would be hard to go the full day without noticing, but I can see how it might happen under certain conditions!
RichardPencil 32
I finally figured out the OP was female. A guy would figure that out by the time he took his first piss after putting them on. For me, that's about a half hour.
fayforbes 7
Lol wooow how did you not notice
epeeftw 16
Maybe you put them on backwards after seeing the doctor. This seems likely since you listed it last on the list of things you did.
tanman230 10
maybe it happened at the doctor and you didn't realize?