Today, I had a full day of work, a social event, and a doctor's appointment. My son looked at me when I got home and said, "Are your pants on backwards?" Yes, yes they were. All day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my partner had teletherapy early in the morning, so I was in rush to leave the apartment. I threw on clothes, and at the end of the day (at around 3 p.m.) I felt like someone at me a little funny as I was getting off an elevator. I looked in the mirror and realized my leggings had been on inside out all day. FML
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
Today, it was picture day at my school. After I got home, I realized my shirt was on inside out… and backwards. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, I walked downstairs, made a bowl of hot cereal, and held a full conversation with my brother's girlfriend, before I finally put two and two together and realized I hadn't put any pants on. FML
Today, I was sick from both ends at work. My boss wouldn't let me go home, and told me to borrow a pair of spare pants to change into. I suffered another bout of gastroenteritis and shit someone else's pants. FML
Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML
Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML
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SwedishMaria 16
How do you go a full day without noticing? I would think that you'd notice if you went to the bathroom etc.
Tripartita 45
"Why, yes they are, son. Thanks for focusing on my pants more than anybody else all day… Wait. Just, thanks for pointing it out."
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icefishbaby 14
Based on the order you gave, I suspect your doctor's appointment was the one of the last things you did, and I'm guessing that's when you put your pants on backwards. Hopefully that's the case!
zeffra13 31
Did you not have to use your pockets at all that day? Or go to the bathroom? Or sit down and notice anything odd? Or feel tags, if they have them?
heatherrr17 19
lol I feel like you would be able to tell by how they felt. I've put mine on backwards and it's pretty obvious
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Could have been worse. You could have been wearing pants with the word Juicy on them.
IDontKnowaName73 17
How
BabyCakes818 16
Well on the plus side, you wore pants. ^.^
jbivens1992 17
I have days like this sometimes...but come on...at some point either you went to the bathroom, your doctor probably would have mentioned it...did he give you a psych eval? Or someone somewhere at some point would have told you. You didn't look in a mirror to check your appearance before the social appointment and your boss at work didn't question your unprofessional dress attire? It has to be one whopper of a day to honestly not realize. Unless you're the kind of person who nobody would be surprised enough to question had they seen you like this.
serindipityish 14
What kind of pants were they....?
Chesnut30 5
how did you button up your pants backwards without noticing.
trucker2 33
Has to be yoga pants, or legging !!comfy ones- for you not to notice