Today, I asked a girl at work out, who'd claimed she was single. Not ten minutes later, our boss fired me. Turns out that girl is actually his side chick he cheats on his wife with, even though she’s 19 and he’s 48. Not illegal, just scummy as hell, and he fired me out of jealousy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss fired me for dating a co-worker. There's no policy forbidding it; he just thought it was unfair that I could get with the "hottest girl who works here" but he can't. I live in an at-will employment state. FML
Today, my boss called me over to his office; he wanted me to fire four hardworking employees. One of them was the girl I was going to ask out. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I confronted my coworker, who I had a crush on, for lying to me. He’d told me he was gay when I asked him out. He’s now dating another coworker of mine who’s a woman. He took this up with my boss, and I was written up for “creating a hostile work environment.” FML
Today, I dumped my coworker boyfriend because I caught him cheating with another coworker. He reported me for sexual harassment, and showed my boss the consensual texts we shared during our relationship. Turns out he edited them to make it look like I was the one “harassing” him. Sucks to be jobless. FML
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Sagar Nair 12
It may not be illegal for him to sleep with a 19 year old, disgusting as it sounds. However, it IS ILLEGAL to fire you over a personal reason. Sue that bastard and the company.
xaddrus 17
sue the boss. tell the wife. or seduce her if you can to get back at him.
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Sagar Nair 12
It may not be illegal for him to sleep with a 19 year old, disgusting as it sounds. However, it IS ILLEGAL to fire you over a personal reason. Sue that bastard and the company.
RichardPencil 32
Not if they live in one of the Orwellian-named "right to work" states. You can be fired at any time with or without cause.
xaddrus 17
sue the boss. tell the wife. or seduce her if you can to get back at him.
Battousai124 9
Lol, that's the way.
core01 30
Are you sure you weren't fired for sexual harrassment, but instead you've convinced yourself she's a ***** so it's never your fault?
D J's MOM 17
are you taking notes from Richardpencil ?
D J's MOM 17
if you don't file for unemployment you're an idiot. maybe you can also sue.
RichardPencil 32
Another reason you don't hit on coworkers: you don't know who else they may be involved with.
Battousai124 9
Time for revenge, call his wife.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Tell the boss that being employed there at twice your current salary is the only thing that would stop you from telling his wife.