Today, I got so used to using this FML app while going to the bathroom that when I opened it, I accidentally peed a little. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML
Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML
Today, I had to pee really bad so I tried to unlock my door as fast as I could. I put my key in and turned it too hard, the key snapped inside. I ended up peeing on myself. FML
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
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zAstonish 20
On a scale of 1 to 10, how pissed were you?
rt58killer10 20
The side effects of FML
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Comments (75)
holly_24135 18
Now you really can say you're pissing yourself laughing
wheresthesafety 31
Wow.
tuxedoandex 28
that's actually impressive, i can't train my body to do anything
norisorroz 28
Pavlov would be proud.
ohmissjane 24
hate to be the bitch comment,but that's actually a little embarrassing....
Miss_Whipped 43
If you hate it, why waste it?
Zebediabolical 45
When I was in the US Army in the 90's I beat off so much in the shower that to this day I still get a boner when it rains.
kitkatcourt96 12
#23 you made me laugh so hard!!!
Evil_Jester 17
That's awesome!
Zebediabolical 45
I'm thinking of moving to Vancouver Island.
worldclassrager 41
TMI TMI! lol ok I can't keep a straight face while posting this
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
you need to wear diapers
fuckedPriceless 17
seems extreme for a one-time event. and if it happens often an absorbent pad would work fine :p
Attacksloth 33
Focus on doing your business when you're in the bathroom. Believe me, a guy who dropped his phone in the toilet at least once.
trumpet27 1
I see your point, but the whole "I dropped my phone in the toilet" thing is a bit much.
ebonyirony 29
good old cognitive behavioural.
yve1220 20
That's classic.