Today, I got rejected by two different guys. One was my ex-boyfriend who said he wanted to keep our friendship, and the other was a guy I went on a date with who faked a European accent the whole time during our date despite him being born and raised in Texas. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made my way to a bar for a first date with a guy I had been talking to online. It turned out he was actually my ex-boyfriend in disguise, trying to get revenge for dumping him. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
Today, I tried asking a guy I like on a date. He turned me down, saying that I "seem like a nice person and all", but after seeing those reality shows on truTV, he "would rather not date a Russian. No offense, though." FML
Today, I went on a date after months of rejection and loneliness. Everything was going great until my date argued with me over the correct way to pronounce my name. FML
Today, I saw the guy I met on Tinder and went out with, only to be told “I’m not ready for a relationship, let’s just be friends” out on a date kissing another girl. I interrupted the date to rip him a new one for lying to me, only to be escorted out by the restaurant manager. FML
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, I went on two dates from a dating app. The first one said halfway through that we couldn't date because it would break his contract. The second one catfished me. This is why I have multiple dates in one day. They never end well. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
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Top comments
AlmightyFish 0
What does OP mean by a European accent? I live in Europe but there's a lot of different accents. :-o
marinus_fml 20
YDI for being desperate. How could you even consider asking two people out on the same day. Moron.
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Comments (60)
ChrisLTC 3
how's your personal hygiene?
angeleyesoz 0
texans have the best accent in the world. especially the southerners. I'm an Aussie n I can't stand the earopean accent. that guy was just playing u cause his a jerk n can't get a lady without not being himself. your better off Hun trust me;)
cptmorgan15 2
Earopean accent huh? Never heard of that one before.
prinzess_fml 25
Well harldy anybody likes the Australian accent so I guess it's ok
cwren9 2
I'm from the south and I love australian accents!
SCOTTY_DAY 0
agreed. texans are the best.
MissBunny25 0
haha I'm from the south and I love australian accents as well!
jess6blondie9 3
Australian accents are hot!
Faleni 4
agreed
amarie366 0
yeah they are! (:
tronage 0
you're a tool
MexicanTexasQtt 9
What exactly is wrong with a Texas accent ?!
agamid 1
i used to date a guy i thought was english - his dad was overseas i knew that - turns out no. a few years ago he decided the he was going to adopt the accent of a character from some movie he liked and the rest is history...
vpimplus 0
how long did u date him?
jewels1877 0
Why would you even ask out the douche that pretended to have a European accent?? Desperate much?
BWill9014 4
I'm guessing he didn't use the accent on her first time meeting him... then during the date he probably started to use it
ulicksam 0
Any woman can get laid any day of the week. You're lame and YDI for going after an ex and a guy who fakes an accent.
RedPillSucks 33
Maybe she's not that desperate, and actually wants a real relationship.
debbster7 18
Texas is awesome!!!!
dynky 3
what's a 'european accent'? A french person sounds completely different to a german who sounds different to a scot. what do you mean?
TobyFunke 3
I think she was actually on point saying European because I'm guessing the accent was bad and wavered so pinning it to an exact nation or type of accent wouldn't be possible, it was a Frerman accent...
underpaid011 0
so, you managed to avoid sex with a douche bag from Texas who fakes a Pepe Le Pew accent, abs your ex. sounds like you made out on the win side to me!! unless of course, ze fake accent of ze cartoon skunk arouses you.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
If you've gone out with both of them how were you rejected? Your personality keeping you from another date? Well that's no goood):
DakotaCat 4
Why would he need to fake a European accent when he as a kickass Texas accent?