Sam
Canada
Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Tonight, on First Dates…
Today, I got slapped by a date because she thought I was making fun of her speech impediment. I wasn't making fun, I just have the same speech impediment. FML
Anonymous
Solon Springs, United States
Today, a customer punched me in the face for repeating their order back to them because they thought I was making fun of their speech impediment. I have the same speech impediment. FML
Anonymous
All you need is hate
Today, I was told that a coworker of mine absolutely hates me. Why? Because sometimes I have a slight stutter, and he thinks I'm mocking his very apparent stutter. FML
F-f-f-fuck you, teacher
United States
Lazy ableism
Today, I gave a presentation. My teacher deducted points because I "need to learn how to speak more confidently, because you often stumble over your words." I have a stutter. FML
teardrops
Australia
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Zizi
Mosj?en, Norway
Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML
beer guy
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Freakout!
Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML
Anon
United States
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Anonymous
Missouri City, United States
Today, while at a store, my stuttering problem became so bad the poor store clerk had to supply my own words for me. FML
Anonymous
Hold your friends accountable
Today, a guy made fun of sexual assault victims, and laughed when he heard they’re getting money and support. He also said I look like his next victim. I hit him, unapologetically. My friends told me to apologise, and that he’s really a great guy. No longer my friends. Talk shit, get hit. FML
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Dcm210 19
hope you still have a good weekend.
flipfloperson 5
Then why did you?
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Comments (97)
GoW_Chick 15
D-d-d-damn! Some people c-ca-can be idiots, d-does he th-think he is the only person w-w-w-with a sssss-st-st-st-stutter?!
DrMime 10
Who are all the trolls thumbing us down?!?!
lily27_fml 0
I stutter too. I just want to say: **** you.
DrMime 10
You mean, Fu Fu **** you? You need some crest white strips, cus you needs to lighten up!
GoW_Chick 15
Hey sweetie guess what, so do I! So why don't you get over it, because it was just a joke, and thank you for your time, have a nice night.
MaceFaceLOL 8
Who dares to downvote the mighty GoW_chick (WOW moment over)
kobiwan 0
Don't know why your getting all the hate. I thought it was funny.
mamacakes25 6
what are the odds?
agm2010 0
maybe he wanted to knock the stutter out of you?(;
Michael_92 20
Swear I heard this in a movie or TV show before....hmm
Jesus_Christ69 0
Not one person in here has is positive in their thumbs up. People are too harsh. *awaits even more thumbs down*
iseyixes 18
Do as I say not as I do!
McMan 23
Okay people let's stop with the stutter jokes, they weren't funny the first time. OP that sucks, he's probably paranoid from people making fun of him but that's still no excuse. FYL
MaceFaceLOL 8
W-w-why S-shhh-should w-w-we s-st-stop Jking that was obnoxious. But yes I agree with you on this one.
sarbear293 4
I feel like everyone's comments are getting thumbed down
GoW_Chick 15
I've taken notice of that too... There is no love tonight in FML land!
ThisIsMyReign 4
That is correct.
thebeautybleeds 17
Yeah. I wonder why? Most of them aren't even offensive/stupid.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
The athoritah is gonna come an moderate the shit out these comments.
RyanMacVey 17
I'm convinced that it is some kind of test to see if anyone throws a pussy fit about it. "stop thumbing me down, I feel so unloved!!!!" Do I win?
Roevera 14
It makes me laugh. I'm not thumbing anyone up or down cause I just want to see how far it goes. :P
piccalo 4
Today,OP learnt a good lesson.Messing with stutter results in stagger.
MissFits_fml 6
Did you read the FML properly? OP stutters as well. He wasn't mocking anyone.
LivingProdigy 0
Lol Billy Madison, never gets old.
tmd4L 7
That sucks maybe you should take speech lessons even though it's not your fault.