Sam
Canada
Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Tonight, on First Dates…
Today, I got slapped by a date because she thought I was making fun of her speech impediment. I wasn't making fun, I just have the same speech impediment. FML
Anonymous
Solon Springs, United States
Today, a customer punched me in the face for repeating their order back to them because they thought I was making fun of their speech impediment. I have the same speech impediment. FML
Anonymous
All you need is hate
Today, I was told that a coworker of mine absolutely hates me. Why? Because sometimes I have a slight stutter, and he thinks I'm mocking his very apparent stutter. FML
F-f-f-fuck you, teacher
United States
Lazy ableism
Today, I gave a presentation. My teacher deducted points because I "need to learn how to speak more confidently, because you often stumble over your words." I have a stutter. FML
teardrops
Australia
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Zizi
Mosj?en, Norway
Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML
beer guy
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Freakout!
Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML
Anon
United States
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Anonymous
Missouri City, United States
Today, while at a store, my stuttering problem became so bad the poor store clerk had to supply my own words for me. FML
Anonymous
Hold your friends accountable
Today, a guy made fun of sexual assault victims, and laughed when he heard they’re getting money and support. He also said I look like his next victim. I hit him, unapologetically. My friends told me to apologise, and that he’s really a great guy. No longer my friends. Talk shit, get hit. FML
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Dcm210 19
hope you still have a good weekend.
flipfloperson 5
Then why did you?
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Comments (97)
elephantom12 9
C-c-c-combo breaker!!!
MisssMia 9
Hey guys, little help? Who do you have to blow on here to get your story approved??
juturnaamo 29
Sorry OP, that sucks :( I am always afraid of that happening. I have a stutter, but it is considerably more pronounced when I talk to someone else who stutters. I can understand being pissed off, most of us have been teased a lot, but to just hit someone, even if you were making fun of him? What an idiot.
beeezymeeezy 0
Was it stuttering Stanley?
Isoldael 27
Someone's on a downvoting spree here... Anyway, OP, I hope you got to explain the situation after, and the guy felt bad for what he'd done.
Clamcreepy 7
I was thinking the same thing about the negative voting. I'm guessing it's OP because of all those lame stutter jokes people were saying.
pabs987 0
Poor dude. "/
MaceFaceLOL 8
Th..th..that ...su...suuu...sucks
Travis95_fml 8
I stutter to you know what I just said? **** you asshole.
cmartis 0
You are kinda being a dick. Stop it. Not funny at all dude. Get a clue.
takenover 15
Acting before thinking isn't always a good thing. Uh, really I am going to go with it's not often the way to go.
MaceFaceLOL 8
Let's go do some brain surgery while acting before thinking.
saidy7 3
i stutter too and i hate it! there are so many things that i stop myself from saying because im afraid of how it'll sound like when it leaves my mouth :( i kno how u feel.
aesculpius89 2
Look up the hollins communication research institute. It works wonders
Jasonf6 0
Call the cops?