Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Tonight, on First Dates…
Today, I got slapped by a date because she thought I was making fun of her speech impediment. I wasn't making fun, I just have the same speech impediment. FML
Today, a customer punched me in the face for repeating their order back to them because they thought I was making fun of their speech impediment. I have the same speech impediment. FML
All you need is hate
Today, I was told that a coworker of mine absolutely hates me. Why? Because sometimes I have a slight stutter, and he thinks I'm mocking his very apparent stutter. FML
Lazy ableism
Today, I gave a presentation. My teacher deducted points because I "need to learn how to speak more confidently, because you often stumble over your words." I have a stutter. FML
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML
Freakout!
Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, while at a store, my stuttering problem became so bad the poor store clerk had to supply my own words for me. FML
Hold your friends accountable
Today, a guy made fun of sexual assault victims, and laughed when he heard they’re getting money and support. He also said I look like his next victim. I hit him, unapologetically. My friends told me to apologise, and that he’s really a great guy. No longer my friends. Talk shit, get hit. FML
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Dcm210 19
hope you still have a good weekend.
flipfloperson 5
Then why did you?
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Comments (97)
LASERZ7 4
Sssssame with mmme
Burrito_Time 5
Peter Griffin laughing
surfnshred 2
I I I rea really stut stutter
surfnshred 2
I I I rea really stu stutter
annejayy 7
This is one of those FMLs that I don't even find funny. It's just sad.):
serenitychaos20 6
This one...actually does suck compaired to others ha. Sorry man! Maybe you guys can get over it after a couple of beers and be buddies! :D haha
Fylminesawsome 5
Hhhhhhhha hah hhhaha hhhhhha
hippiebrigade 0
I have one too.. That sucks..
TreySongz911 0
First of all, **** all these assholes in these comments. Stuttering isn't funny, I've been dealing with it my entire life. People don't realize how debilitating it really is. Ordering at a restaurant (God forbid a drive thru) or buying cigarettes is something I absolutely dread. We have to fight to life a 'normal' life. It gets better when you're older, ADULTS are more understanding. Look up HCRI in Va for the best therapy in the US (stuttering.org). It's expensive therapy, but life changing. Keep your head up buddy.