Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over and ticketed while taking cookies to the local police station. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
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BreadstickFTW 7
Next time tell him to shutup before all the stupid comes out.
Palirose 22
I'm sorry, OP. Maybe next time try not to speed or go over the limit. Just pay your ticket before it gets higher.
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Comments (95)
Inkedldd 8
I hope you punched your husband in the arm for that remark.
elixaaaaa 13
Sell something belonging to your husband to pay the fine
TvSmith 8
Was he drunk or something?
deavin2013 10
I'm sorry OP. Make your husband pay for the ticket, since he seemed to think it's funny
Xotoolyxo 16
make your husband pay the ticket
dadli_fml 9
I'm sure the cop never heard donut jokes before
ulissey_fml 22
Do not, I repeat, DO NUT ever broach that subject or pronounce that word within a cop's hearing.
brit628 7
I would have slapped him in the chest and gave me him the ticket then said your paying for it and next time don't say anything if we get pulled over.
Osyx 20
I agree, your life sucks, your husband deserved it!
1947Chevy 17
While I do get sarcastic with cops and joke with then that was stupid on your husbands part. At least I'm not making fun of the cops when I get pulled over.