Today, my boyfriend of 3 years confessed that he was sleeping with me and 5 other girls while we first started dating. He told me he numbered us and rolled a die to see which one he would date. I guess I won. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to prove how honest he is so he showed me numerous texts in his phone where he told other women he was in a relationship before asking them to sleep with him. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend lied about not only talking to one other girl, but 5 other girls, and it wasn't just talking, it was wanting to meet up, nudes, sex, getting high together etc.. This has been going on for months, and even when I confronted him about it with evidence, he still denied it all. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML
Today, after I had third date sex with a guy I really like, he ended up sleeping over. This morning we woke up, showered together, had breakfast, and he admitted to me he couldn’t remember my name because he currently has four women on the go and forgot which one I am. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating and sleeping with told me he is also dating another woman, but that they only kiss. I was under the impression we were exclusive for two months now, since I told him if we slept together that it would be. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend of a year and half hit up another girl to hang out while we were six months into dating. He even shared photos with her from a day trip I was on. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML
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Arian_fml 0
Roll a dice to see how many times you should hit his windshield with a bat!
musicislife1995_fml 0
nice guy, but hey.. fate picked you.
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musicislife1995_fml 0
nice guy, but hey.. fate picked you.
MintyMcGraw 0
Indeed! your a lucky gal, you got quite the catch =)
jessxoxo28 5
ur right, she is lucky! she just won a cheating boyfriend who has been sleeping with 5 other girls behind her back for 3 years! and to top it off, she was numbered and was picked becuz of a die. she definitely must feel like a winner
NotVeryOriginal 0
Someone didn't catch the sarcasm 8
SomeonethingStup 0
lol, can't you read? She said at the beginning he was dating her and 5 others, meaning not for 3 years. Sucks the beginning was like that, you should probably make sure he doesn't have another 4 on the side just waiting for a fifth to roll a second die....
borabora1991 0
I had a die once.
Antivirus_fml 0
He's a Winner, OP, you're indeed lucky.
thegirl666 0
totaly agree. if u think a cheating dirtbag is a winner. then FYL
Hi_Itz_Me 0
you're an idiot, 59. try re-reading the fml before commenting. thank you.
purple_gurl 1
i hate that he cheated, but at least he's stayed with you for three years. if he didn't wanna be with you he wouldve dumped you or just re rolled the die. :J
bluevayero 42
You can never be too lucky!
roaminginsomniac 0
Hope you kicked him to the curb. What a Loser!
cowgod 0
thats how all Canadians are.
midnight_rain 0
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**** you asshole. Not all Canadians are like that. You stupid self centered **** face. Grow up, and realize that most Canadians are a million times better than any douche bag like you. And to the OP, that sucks. Dump his ass, then seek revenge!!
bostonfan 0
hell one thing i know now is Canadians can't take a joke. chill
skittlezzidilzz 0
people like you are retarded. You lump everyone together. :/ just cuz that guy cant take a joke, doesnt mean Canadians cant. :S
SillyPoop 0
Seriously....woah there buddy you got your panties in a Bunch! Correction All canadians aren't douches just you... This situation isn't the greatest to tell your children or grandchildren one day...
DragonitePaladin 6
hmmm? say something about us Canadians? Alright boys lets beat him with the hockey sticks!!!! *runs off to get sawed-off hockey sticks* LOL. But seriously; you're a dumbass and a retard (no offense - which means i mean all the offense in the world). What the hell do people have against us Canadians? C'mon now; you know that everyone loves us Canadians since we're peaceful and friendly :-) *innocent smile* ;) (/lots of sarcasm)
tx_beast 5
Dude, he is not a loser. He is a ******* player, and we should applaud him.
cieramc 0
I think it's gross when people sleep with more than one person during the same period of time... Why would he admit this, unless he was trying to hurt your feelings?
allmidnighteyes 11
I would think he felt guilty about it, and wanted her to know the truth?
boone_fml 0
Maybe they just have good communication in their relationship and he felt like he didn't need to keep it from her any longer.
jonnymohio 2
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It's called "dating" not a commitment. You try out a bunch of people when dating before you decide on "the one".
FMLJFL 5
Well I think the stage where the guy was with multiple women was the one before they started dating, therefore its not as bad, but I still don't think you should try and juggle 6 girls at once.
Arian_fml 0
Roll a dice to see how many times you should hit his windshield with a bat!
blastvortex 4
Or how many times she should kick him in the nuts.
intensitive 11
Or hit him in the nuts with a bat.
RequiemCube 0
Or hit him in the nuts with a windshield.
MagicMeds 0
Or hit his windshield with his nuts.
FMLucky 5
lol
trivel64 16
Why can't you guys be my best friends?
bluevayero 42
Or hit his nuts with a bat on his windshield
letitbe56 0
Well, that is incredibly creepy that he was seeing more than one person without your knowing it. However, that doesn't mean that he doesn't value you as a person. For one thing, if he didn't like who the die picked, he probably would have rolled it again. For another thing, it sounds like you've been happy for three years, and that's based on more than chance. So if you can forgive the initial creepiness, and as long as he continues only sleeping with you, then I don't think you should worry about it.
someguy945 0
Incredibly creepy? When your parents were in high school, they probably went out with different dates every weekend. Going out with just one person was considered a big commitment and they even had a special term for it: "Going steady". That makes a lot more sense than becoming practically married on the second date.
letitbe56 0
The key element of the creepiness is that she didn't know. If you're dating more than one person at once, you should be open about it. Also, going on a different date every weekend doesn't mean sleeping with five different people concurrently. There's a huge difference there.
akiranozaki 0
Hey, at least he cared enough to tell you the truth, you know. If you guys are still together after 3 years, then that's gotta account for something.
goodoldave 17
Did he use one dice or two? Did he roll for doubles? lol
Bearsmomma 30
OP stated he rolled a die. that means one. more than one die is dice. ta-da! Now ya know.
citygirlnomore 0
rofl to #5 XD but honestly why the hell would he actually tell you that???to break up with u?and get his ass kicked?if u didnt hurt that man i would be very dissapointed
allmidnighteyes 11
"if u didnt hurt that man i would be very dissapointed" Oh right, because violence is the answer to any problem that comes up in a relationship! Chris Brown and Rhianna can attest to that! -eye roll- please shut up.
fudrick 0
No #11 that's different. Women are allowed to hurt men as much as they want, but men can't lay a finger on women.
pyroanarchist23 0
yep thats the rule
BlackWolfVII 0
I don't know if this was a pun gone right or a pun gone horribly wrong.
zenti 2
You can't trust a guy who does stupid stuff like that. So what if you've been together for a while, who knows if he's keeping it up and still seeing other people?
wh4t3v3R 0
So your boyfriend is in hideous demand, but won't cheat. FYL? More like LYL.
ADDcraig 0
I wonder how many of those five girls will be having the same conversation this week?