Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed and took the pain medicine that the oral surgeon prescribed for me before bed. The pain actually did go away for the most part, until my stomach decided to betray me and make me throw up, forcing my jaw to open more than it could after surgery. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML
Today, after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I woke up from a much needed nap realizing I should take my pain medication. My mother then told me she had thrown them out so I wouldn't get addicted and become a drug dealer. FML
Today, I missed my dentist appointment. I couldn't attend, because I was too busy puking my guts up due to a bad reaction to the pain medication I'm taking for my toothache. FML
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
Today, I faced my fear of needles and had my wisdom teeth extracted while awake. On the last tooth, I heard a loud crack. The root broke off in my jawbone and had to be drilled out. FML
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML
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hrududu 0
at least you didn't drown
Atomic_Mushroom 14
NEWS FLASH: Anonymous poster drowns by toilet.
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Comments (76)
peanut_dog 0
I definitely hear that. I just had mine out, and the painkillers made me want to throw up and pass out simulataneously, and I actually did pass out. Just lie down and the feeling will pass.
NickelPhosphate 0
Lol! Tank it. You don't need the painkillers. They actually did nothing for me.
itsnotfair 0
#19, when i had my wisdom teeth out, i slept off the effects of the surgery, yet i still managed to throw up the next day. and when you're projectile vomitting, you REALLY can't hold it in. it has NOTHING to do with being 'smart', the nurses WARN you that you might throw up . and to all those saying they should've had someone watching them...i doubt they'd want someone watching them in the bathroom? i know i sure wouldn't
SuperSpore 0
I've gotten just a normal molar removed. They put so much numbing stuff in, I couldn't feel anything. I went to a store, lucky my brothers were watching me, I had nearly chewed all the way through my lip. It was bloody. :( #42, I'm guessing you're expecting us to believe that someone performed heart surgery on you without anesthetic, don't you?
lolwut_fail 0
I don't remember any pain from my wisdom teeth extraction. Given, they put my out while I had the dental surgery because they pulled 8 teeth rather than 4. I just remember being on meds...lots n' lots of meds. Fun times.
sjks 0
its not like its morphine, WEAK
PureGold 0
That's sort of like what happened to my dad when he had a hernia operation. He was sitting on the toilet the next morning and he fainted, and his head went through the thick glass shower door. Just be glad you didn't do that lol xP
GiannaxRevenge 0
Please tell me that it wasn't a public restroom and you woke up with pubic hair stuck to your face.
itsnotfair 0
#47- it's codeine. and also anaesthetic. as in, a general anasthetic...the type that knocks you out..mixing painkillers, antibiotics and anaesthetic WILL do horrible things to your stomach. dah.
Mnemo_fml 0
I think that's one of my worst fears. At least you didn't pass out in the toilet AFTER puking. :D