Today, I overheard my six year-old step-son playing with his sister and cousin. His sister was the baby, cousin the step-dad, and he got to be “the best one” because he was the "real dad." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today I've come to the realization that I prefer my stepson over my biological son. My stepson is an amazing kid while my biological is in prison for drugs. My ex-wife completely spoiled him rotten and everything despite all my efforts. FML.
Today, my son had a child to spite his ex and ex-stepson. He was holding his daughter in his arms in the delivery room when he told me that now I can stop visiting his ex-stepson and pretending he’s my real grandchild, because now I have a real granddaughter. I’m speechless. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, I found out that my grandson is actually my stepson, my son is his half-brother, and my soon to be ex-husband impregnated our son’s wife, who’s a third his age. Yet somehow my slimy ex is the victim in all this because our son beat him to a bloody pulp while I did nothing to stop it. FML
Today, as I was picking up my 7 year-old daughter at my ex-husband's house, my daughter started crying saying that she wanted to stay with Daddy forever. I asked why. She said her stepmom was a better mommy. Apparently, the woman who broke up my marriage is now a better "Mommy." FML
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Your stepson's opinion is not that important -- if your wife thinks the "real dad" is "the best one," you've got problems!
DoctorPALO 14
He's still a child, and of course he loves and misses his "real dad." Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Wait until he's older and has a better understanding of relationships and his "real dad" before you freak out.
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RichardPencil 32
Your stepson's opinion is not that important -- if your wife thinks the "real dad" is "the best one," you've got problems!
DoctorPALO 14
He's still a child, and of course he loves and misses his "real dad." Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Wait until he's older and has a better understanding of relationships and his "real dad" before you freak out.
xxlk4xx 6
I wouldnt worry too much! I know my kids absolutely love their bio dad even tho he does not take care of them, he isn't raising them and isn't around for the hard stuff! but they dont see that yet, my husband is the one who is around, helps care for them and of course helps with discipline as well, so of course if their bio dad only sees them every so often then they will get spoiled while with him and he doesn't have to be the bad guy! I dont know how much involvement your step sons bio dad has but chances are if he doesn't have to do much of the actual parenting where as you do then of course he will seem like the better one to a little kid! but as they get older I think they'll realize how special you are!! in the meantime I wouldnt take it personally