Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed and took the pain medicine that the oral surgeon prescribed for me before bed. The pain actually did go away for the most part, until my stomach decided to betray me and make me throw up, forcing my jaw to open more than it could after surgery. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML
Today, after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I woke up from a much needed nap realizing I should take my pain medication. My mother then told me she had thrown them out so I wouldn't get addicted and become a drug dealer. FML
Today, I missed my dentist appointment. I couldn't attend, because I was too busy puking my guts up due to a bad reaction to the pain medication I'm taking for my toothache. FML
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
Today, I faced my fear of needles and had my wisdom teeth extracted while awake. On the last tooth, I heard a loud crack. The root broke off in my jawbone and had to be drilled out. FML
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML
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hrududu 0
at least you didn't drown
Atomic_Mushroom 14
NEWS FLASH: Anonymous poster drowns by toilet.
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Comments (76)
asanthai 0
that's basically what happened to me...
MyLifesTotallyF 0
#20 **** off, no one wants you commenting other people, you whiny little shitbag #17 sorry to hear that dude, but be happy your alive dude. #OP Was the toilet clean? I hope so because otherwise youre really ******.
qxrt 0
I'd say, don't get your wisdom teeth pulled in the US if you can find another country. I just got my wisdom teeth pulled a couple days ago in Korea; not only was it a walk-in appointment and only cost me $25 (compared to making an appointment months in advance and paying $3000 in the US...), but they only used a local anesthetic to remove my teeth within 30 minutes, which means that the drug effects are minimal. And yes, it was a fully professional and painless job, not a quack. I can now understand how crappy the healthcare system is in the US.
ILIEKGIRLS 5
LOL.
24788 7
Lol, assaulted by a toilet.
Chris968 0
Ugh I feel you on that one. Luckily my mom is a nurse so she took care of me and I didn't pass out in a toilet... but man those drugs didn't help me either they made me sick too.
straywander 0
ahaha.
vag_fml 0
what did they give you, coma drugs? GIVE ME A BREAK, it was just pain meds, fool.
Lapy_fml 0
Strong opiates can make you super nauseous and tired, especially in higher doses. Stop trying to seem better than everyone. Douche.
love4running 0
#18, for one thing, regardless of age, a person needs to be looked after when they are still woozy from the drugs oh and also you have no way of knowing how old the person is because, while it is normal to get them out in the late teens or later, I got mine out when I was 11
SteelersGirl 0
Bummer. Yeah, about can't go anywhere by yourself while you're still high from those drugs..