Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed and took the pain medicine that the oral surgeon prescribed for me before bed. The pain actually did go away for the most part, until my stomach decided to betray me and make me throw up, forcing my jaw to open more than it could after surgery. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML
Today, after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I woke up from a much needed nap realizing I should take my pain medication. My mother then told me she had thrown them out so I wouldn't get addicted and become a drug dealer. FML
Today, I missed my dentist appointment. I couldn't attend, because I was too busy puking my guts up due to a bad reaction to the pain medication I'm taking for my toothache. FML
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
Today, I faced my fear of needles and had my wisdom teeth extracted while awake. On the last tooth, I heard a loud crack. The root broke off in my jawbone and had to be drilled out. FML
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML
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hrududu 0
at least you didn't drown
Atomic_Mushroom 14
NEWS FLASH: Anonymous poster drowns by toilet.
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Comments (76)
tibbydibby 0
That is what I call side effects of certain drugs. NOT PRETTY. :(
kfnnnp 0
At least they still have the internet in heaven :)
theodivine 0
I interviewed for a position at an oral surgeon's office in the fall, it was basically 4 hours of me watching him grind, break and rip teeth from their sockets, I don't really blame you for passing out. That's rough. I'm glad I never got my wisdom teeth *knock on wood.* FYL.
some1one 0
Numbr 2 ur an idiot
YelloAsylum 0
If you're going to insult someone by calling them and idiot, it would be wise not to undermine your own intelligence by misspelling words/ not typing properly.
Twinfools2431 0
Wow thts ****** funny u got to remake thy shit on YouTube
Shyman4ever 0
The worst always has to happen
ccc01 1
I got 6 wisdom teeth pulled. No Vicadin though but still FYL
abbccc 3
bullshit, where did your extra 2 came from.
bangscr3w 0
good thing u didnt drown lol
twiride 12
u must have some serious issues with pain meds...
xxchampionxx 0
sooooo did u drown?