Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed and took the pain medicine that the oral surgeon prescribed for me before bed. The pain actually did go away for the most part, until my stomach decided to betray me and make me throw up, forcing my jaw to open more than it could after surgery. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML
Today, after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I woke up from a much needed nap realizing I should take my pain medication. My mother then told me she had thrown them out so I wouldn't get addicted and become a drug dealer. FML
Today, I missed my dentist appointment. I couldn't attend, because I was too busy puking my guts up due to a bad reaction to the pain medication I'm taking for my toothache. FML
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
Today, I faced my fear of needles and had my wisdom teeth extracted while awake. On the last tooth, I heard a loud crack. The root broke off in my jawbone and had to be drilled out. FML
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML
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hrududu 0
at least you didn't drown
Atomic_Mushroom 14
NEWS FLASH: Anonymous poster drowns by toilet.
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Comments (76)
erikawesome 0
Oh noes! Wisdom teeth removal, especially if they're compacted, sucks soo bad for some people. :( Get better soon.
smileychik95 2
I've passed out multiple time with my head in the toliet. Some from drinking too much, others from the flu. As long as there's fresh water in the toliet I don't see this as a FML. Now if you would have gotten sick, didn't flush, and pass outr like that then yes it would be a FML. Sorry to hear your story though.
I2OI3 0
AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T DROWN IN THE TOILET - JUST IMAGINE HOW F'D YOUR LIFE WOULD BE THEN.
Rawrrr14 0
Nice view, huh?
abbles56 0
ahh dude i got my wisdom teeth out yesterday you're lucky i threw up three times. but i guess having my face in the toilet isnt much better.
that_guy01 0
can someone say OD. haha jk. I had mine pulled a month ago, sucked. Then i took the max # of tylenol 3's i could, and that codeine kicked my ass haha, i just passed out and drooled blood all over my pillow. Mom wasn't too happy.
FMLgirlx3 0
lmfao. thank you for brightening my day.
jumpgurl23 0
haha reminds me when my bf passed out while taking a crap....elvis style haha
Shadydeals 0
Wow I remember eating sausage on my counter and bleeding a lot, but never felt sick, sucks for you.
slamminalex1 0
yea i just got my wisdom teeth pulled today. I went home took a steriod, anti-biotic, and Tylenol 3. Went straight to bed and slept for 2 hours. Woke up in the worst pain of my life. I went to take more medicene and almost puked and got real nausous. That rly sux tho