Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed and took the pain medicine that the oral surgeon prescribed for me before bed. The pain actually did go away for the most part, until my stomach decided to betray me and make me throw up, forcing my jaw to open more than it could after surgery. FML
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Today, after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I woke up from a much needed nap realizing I should take my pain medication. My mother then told me she had thrown them out so I wouldn't get addicted and become a drug dealer. FML
Today, I missed my dentist appointment. I couldn't attend, because I was too busy puking my guts up due to a bad reaction to the pain medication I'm taking for my toothache. FML
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Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML
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hrududu 0
at least you didn't drown
Atomic_Mushroom 14
NEWS FLASH: Anonymous poster drowns by toilet.
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Comments (76)
NuclearWinter 0
So.... Did you drown?
toaster468 0
yes, OP drowned... *facepalm*
lol_seriously 0
That's one way of solving dehydration.
stonerchu 0
Did it taste like crappy water?
dirtyhippie 0
Give me Novacaine :D Me thinks it is the dental nurse's job to look after nauseous patients, but I wouldn't want anyone standing next to me when I threw up.
Tsukasa_fml 0
#4 yes, although the toilet may not be all that clean. The real concern though is being passed out with your head in the water. Kinda hard to breathe that way.
christopherk1d 0
trust me. your lucky you didnt throw up. you would have pulled your stitches, got dry sockets and been in so much pain.
Death_to_my_life 0
lucky you, when i got my wisdom teeth out, I had a complication with the anesthesia and it nearly killed me. I nearly died from dental surgery. I wanted to put that on this website but got rejected....
DayumThatsHot 0
Ahh, Im sorry man. That sucks. and Please, all you ones yapping about how he should have had someone looking after him.WTF, hes not 5 years old. yeesh. x
R_Ryan 0
#18, you must have never had your wisdom teeth out. Speaking from experience, they drug you so much you cannot possibly get home from the dentist's office without someone else to drive you home. I don't even remember waking up after the surgery except for one fuzzy memory of getting into the wheelchair, everything else is a blur. So you should already have someone to look out for you, and no, they don't have to have someone looking after them every minute of the day if they're SMART and decide to sleep off the effects of the medication, which this person decided not to do.
crownme 0
#17 this is not your fml noone cares about your sob story && OP that sucks