Anonymous - 03/10/2009 16:43 - United States Today, I was helping my friend pack her carry on for her vacation. I drove her to the airport, and after her plane took off, I noticed I put my cell phone in her purse. Her vacation is 2 months long. FML 17 007 33 557
HeShe - 06/09/2009 17:10 - United States Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML 51 329 3 942
julieb - 23/05/2009 05:04 - United States Today, I was putting on cream and my son asked what it was for. I told him it was to keep the wrinkles away. He looked at me closely and replied, "I don't think it's working." FML 47 733 6 509