Today, I got my laptop back after lending it to my friend. It wouldn't boot, and after investigating I found out it'd been stripped of its hard drive and all its memory. When I confronted my "friend", he accused me of lying and trying to ruin his reputation. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got my laptop back after my friend broke it a few weeks ago. As I walked back into our place with my laptop in my bag, the same friend burst out and tackled me. My bag fell and slammed into the floor. Guess who has to pay for another repair. FML
Today, I came home to find that my roommate had picked my lock and stolen my new laptop. When I tried to take it back, he called the police. They sided with him since he had also taken the receipt, which was "proof" that it was his. FML
Today, I walked into pawn shop and found a nice laptop which I inspected after I thought I lost mine months ago. Turns out my ex pawned it after having it at her place all this time. FML
Today, I got my laptop back after sending it to Dell to repair water damage after a night of partying. Dell returned my computer unrepaired, saying it was unfixable. When I called to ask why they couldn't fix it, they told me it was a biohazard. Someone got drunk and pissed on my laptop. FML
Today, I let a friend borrow a power saw. When I found it on my porch later, the blade was missing and the cord was cut. Looking closer, I realized it was his saw. He kept my new one. He totally denies that he switched them and now won't answer his door. FML
Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Today, my brother "pranked" me by dropping my new laptop out my bedroom window. He'd set up a saran wrap safety net below to catch my laptop safely, but he didn't secure it well enough. My laptop is completely fucked and he won't accept responsibility because he didn't mean to break it. FML
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML
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DaDezza244 31
Report him to the police perhaps? If you have evidence, you bust his ass!
NozomiTojo 21
Strip your friend and wipe his hard drive.
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Comments (62)
Crazycucumbers 8
Threaten to call the police if he doesn't return them. If he still doesn't, do it.
vikky538 29
You got ripped
mareike 16
Wow what a "nice" friend. I would get the money for the laptop from him back. Also never lend your laptop again.
iceking53 8
he's probably able to play Fallout 4 now
imvacca 7
Awful friend
gobiteme2 34
After the investigation and I found it stripped. I would have taken the plastic shell and beat him severely about the head and wiped his memory. I don't know how people can act like this, let alone to a friend.
Tannasgh 22
I would tell him that I think he better worry more about his backside after I had him arrested for theft. Don't let this go. In addition to theft, if you have personal information on the hard drive he might have violated identity theft laws too.
Axel5238 29
Definitely get the cops involved, but do not lend electronics to friends especially computers no matter how much you trust them. I've had friends that while good people just don't take care of dvd's and because of that I've never lent one to them. Take note of how someone treats their stuff. If it's always "having problems" or needs repair chances are they are the reason why.
smoothies14 32
Hard rule: never let others borrow expensive item without supervision unless family that you live with or significant other that you've been with for over a year. Even this requires further discretion.
KILJOY310 11
Tell him the police are needing to speak with him about the computer as it was possibly visiting illegal sites, lol.