Today, I got my laptop back after lending it to my friend. It wouldn't boot, and after investigating I found out it'd been stripped of its hard drive and all its memory. When I confronted my "friend", he accused me of lying and trying to ruin his reputation. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got my laptop back after my friend broke it a few weeks ago. As I walked back into our place with my laptop in my bag, the same friend burst out and tackled me. My bag fell and slammed into the floor. Guess who has to pay for another repair. FML
Today, I came home to find that my roommate had picked my lock and stolen my new laptop. When I tried to take it back, he called the police. They sided with him since he had also taken the receipt, which was "proof" that it was his. FML
Today, I walked into pawn shop and found a nice laptop which I inspected after I thought I lost mine months ago. Turns out my ex pawned it after having it at her place all this time. FML
Today, I got my laptop back after sending it to Dell to repair water damage after a night of partying. Dell returned my computer unrepaired, saying it was unfixable. When I called to ask why they couldn't fix it, they told me it was a biohazard. Someone got drunk and pissed on my laptop. FML
Today, I let a friend borrow a power saw. When I found it on my porch later, the blade was missing and the cord was cut. Looking closer, I realized it was his saw. He kept my new one. He totally denies that he switched them and now won't answer his door. FML
Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Today, my brother "pranked" me by dropping my new laptop out my bedroom window. He'd set up a saran wrap safety net below to catch my laptop safely, but he didn't secure it well enough. My laptop is completely fucked and he won't accept responsibility because he didn't mean to break it. FML
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML
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Top comments
DaDezza244 31
Report him to the police perhaps? If you have evidence, you bust his ass!
NozomiTojo 21
Strip your friend and wipe his hard drive.
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Comments (62)
zapte 7
150-200$ for RAM and HDD is nothing compared to potential personal files lost. Also a relatively cheap way of finding out who your friends are.
SecundusSecunda 27
200$ is cheap for finding out who your friends are? TF?
shorty5352 6
Add to that the fact, im assuming hes in college, where money is tight, its hard to keep that kind of money laying around to brush a problem like that off.
DanCastellaneta 17
Nigga, RAM and a hard drive is like $70, $90 if you get 8GB
raaron773 19
Your friend is an asshole
DocBastard 40
All those years of collecting ****...poof. Gone, just Ike that.
ThrottleJockey 36
Decades of research, gone. Can you guys give me a minute, I gotta do a sad yank.
AKFusion 12
I think your "friend" did a good job ruining his reputation all by himself.
a3gab 17
Op your friend is nothing but a thief you should report him or kick his ass
tiger820 20
man up!
idk_rose 25
this is why people get their car tyres slashed
moodyreallyrocks 27
What a friend! Definitely report him and if I were you, I'd find new friends..
anarchymaniac 22
What a terrible "friend"
Driving_Gaming 22
ok