Today, I got my drivers license suspended until I am 18 for driving without a license. Where was I driving to? My last day of Drivers Ed. The high school where I take Drivers Ed. classes at is across the street from my house. I gave up 3 years of driving to drive 100 feet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML
Today, after finally getting my drivers license, I was able to drive myself to school for the first time! I got fined $50 for accidentally parking in the wrong lot. FML
Today, my mom told me I wouldn't be able to take driver's education until at least my sixteenth birthday, because I'm, "Not ready to drive a car." Isn't that the whole point of driver's ed? FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML
Today, I went to the DMV today and sat in line for over 6 hours to renew my driver's license. Even though with the pandemic, it's been extended to New Year's Eve but I decided to get it done and over with. I get called up to finish everything, only to find out my license is suspended. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I was confident and thought everything would go well. My boss ended up calling me several times during the test. Turns out my colleague never showed up to cover for me, and my boss blamed me. Not only did I fail my test, I'm now suspended from work too. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
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dberri05 2
you deserved it. why couldn't you just walk 100 feet. it's not hard
grocky 0
Walk! Better for you, better for our environment!
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Comments (353)
cutebutpsycho 0
The people complaining about the state of America are stupid. This is one idiot who is lazy. Sure, maybe .5 or 1% of America is like this, but there are morons in every country. OP: that's what you get for breaking the rules, stupid.
fpreston 0
ass!
KayOh 0
um, how did you get caught?
amy_loves_FMLs 0
3 years? Where do you live that you can get a license at 15? That's what you get for thinking its a good idea to drive yourself to Driver's Ed. Idiot.
blueknight1st 26
It's too bad you didn't lose the privilege to drive permanently. Your obviously a danger to everyone on the road.
angrymole 0
appeal it? or don't be a lazy ass?
hi_from_HI 0
I don't get it. If you are fifteen you would only have a learners permit and thus not allowed to drive anywhere by yourself- whether across town or across the street , that's still breaking the law. On top of that, I doubt you have your own car at that age. Did you steal that from your parents too or were they really aware of the fact that you took it out riding when you legally weren't allowed to? Bad parenting along with stupidity? And much of what #33 said; 15/16 is too young. My siblings and I waited a few years and were some of the only kids in school who never crashed any or multiple cars. And as evident when reading or moderating FMLs, kids that age are having less and less maturity (sorry)
tenebrus 0
To those who somehow took "driving across the street" as an opportunity to invent "facts" such as "it's only 100 ft." and "this POS is a lazy obese American": Note that some places allow drivers to have a junior license to go back and forth only amongst home, school, and work. Then, a driver's ed course could upgrade the junior license into a full license before it gets an automatic at-age-N upgrade. Furthermore, inventing such "facts" just so that you can rant more intensely really only makes you look like the ignorant masses. From the information given here, there's a lot of stuff that we don't know. Did the school have a 0.4 mile driveway (some do, you know)? Dunno. Did the poster say that walking cuts into his recreational (over)eating time? No. Did he say he was an American? Nope. Did he even say he was a he. Nope. So, um, yeah - thanks for foaming at the mouth, folks, because it makes you all feel better than what you imagine is the very bottom of the barrel. Newsflash: you're still pretty far down that barrel yourselves, scraping away, wishing for a better live instead of living for a better life. I'm actually embarrassed to share a genome with you. Now, to the poster: Oh, but wait. You didn't get busted driving inappropriately with a junior license - you said that you got busted for driving without any license... Duuuuuude! Brains should be left in the ON position. Too many people try to cut the corners of laws, ethics, morals, etc..., thinking that only a little bit of cheating of the rules is okay (studies argue over the range being 2%-20%). But no... that's not in fact how it works. And you got busted for it. In which case: double-decision: YDI totally & YLIF! Maybe in the future, try integrity, FTW!
m5matt95 0
Omg that sux
peel_fml 0
If you're going to drive to every place that's 100 feet away or more, then perhaps it's better that you never get your license at all.