Today, I got my drivers license suspended until I am 18 for driving without a license. Where was I driving to? My last day of Drivers Ed. The high school where I take Drivers Ed. classes at is across the street from my house. I gave up 3 years of driving to drive 100 feet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML
Today, after finally getting my drivers license, I was able to drive myself to school for the first time! I got fined $50 for accidentally parking in the wrong lot. FML
Today, my mom told me I wouldn't be able to take driver's education until at least my sixteenth birthday, because I'm, "Not ready to drive a car." Isn't that the whole point of driver's ed? FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML
Today, I went to the DMV today and sat in line for over 6 hours to renew my driver's license. Even though with the pandemic, it's been extended to New Year's Eve but I decided to get it done and over with. I get called up to finish everything, only to find out my license is suspended. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I was confident and thought everything would go well. My boss ended up calling me several times during the test. Turns out my colleague never showed up to cover for me, and my boss blamed me. Not only did I fail my test, I'm now suspended from work too. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
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dberri05 2
you deserved it. why couldn't you just walk 100 feet. it's not hard
grocky 0
Walk! Better for you, better for our environment!
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Comments (353)
mylifeisfuckedd 0
You are soooooo unbeleivabley stupid!!! And drivers ed is the lessons you take to learn the rules before you get your permit, so this idiot did not need his/her own car
madame_malfoy 4
not only did you not have a licenese...you drove ACROSS THE STREET!?!?!?!?!!? IDIOT!
Lythiaren 8
Should've walked. With gas prices these days and the poor state of the economy, why would you waste even a tiny amount of gas driving such a short distance? Where are you getting your gas money from, are you ******* ******** it out?
LukeDog 0
WALK!!! Fat ads
TryToBeKind 0
Sorry, you absolutely deserved that one. First of all, unless you were driving ****** up or drew attention to yourself NO ONE WOULD HAVE PULLED YOU OVER. Second of all, you can't walk your fat ass to class? If you have a disability that prevents you from walking, you should have someone drive you or get a Segway. Serves.you.right. Zero sympathy.
elen25 0
Why didn't you walk across the street? Doesn't your teacher have a car for your test. And if not, someone with a license would drive with you to the school if you needed a car. Somehow I don't think this FML is true....
dang_fml 0
LOL! Moron
Lythiaren 8
Another thing. What the hell were you doing to draw attention to yourself? Driving on the wrong side of the road?
FrankieTheNimrod 0
No shit, Sherlock. Don't think you're cool for driving to driver's ed. Because that's not all that cool. Especially when you are obviously driving horrible enough to get pulled over in the first place.
d_fml_r89 0
YDI! Nobody drives themselves to driver's ed, for obvious reasons. If it was really only 100 feet, you deserve 3 years of bumming rides for not getting off your butt to walk there. No sympathy.