Today, a guy asked me out. I accepted and gave him my rates for a night, as well as my cash apps. He immediately freaked out and said, “I meant on a date, you fucking weirdo.” FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a man asked me on a date. It's been so long, I accepted immediately. He began quoting what seemed like random numbers to me, and it took me a few minutes to work out what he meant. Not only was I mistaken for a prostitute, I'm also worth, at most, $60. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I went out on a first date. He was funny, laidback, and handsome. We had an amazing time but I declined to go back to his house, not wanting to rush things. He said he understood and respected my choice. Later online he bragged about “banging some cheap slut for the price of a meal.” FML
Today, I refused to have sex with my date, so he called me an Uber from the restaurant to just take me home. I didn’t realise until I got home it wasn’t even an Uber, just a standard taxi who required payment in either cash or debit card, and I had to pay before he’d let me out. FML
Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML
Today, I went on an a date with a guy I met online. We were waiting in line at Starbucks when he turned to me and said, "Do you want anything?" Just before I was about to answer, he practically shoved in front of me and paid for himself. The cashier looked more horrified than I did. FML
Today, my Tinder date seemed annoyed that my offer of dinner at my house really was an offer of dinner, not easy sex. Apparently, acting like a real woman with a mind and feelings, as opposed to a hole for his penis to temporarily inhabit, completely ruined his night. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met on Tinder. After chatting in a pub, we went for a walk at the marina nearby. He tried to have sex with me bareback behind the lighthouse. FML
Today, I got screamed at by a girl because I said I didn’t want to go on a date with her. I’m a gay man. FML
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Top comments
maverick83 15
Jesus, how dead is your soul? Sex work is fine, if that's what you want to do, but a guy asks you out and you assume he knows you're a prostitute and wants to hire you? We haven't reached the level of dystopia where we have to assume every personal interaction is a business transaction...yet. FHL. Think he's got more of a reason to post here about that incident than you do.
GoogieWithers 25
He was obviously surprised at the information you provided. There is no shame in sex work, but not everyone is a customer.
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Comments (7)
poopface82 25
Umm, huh? Unless you’re some sort of professional adult services provider, there needs to be a bit more context to this. And if you are, don’t be surprised if people find that offputting. And if you’re not, be more clear about that.
maverick83 15
Jesus, how dead is your soul? Sex work is fine, if that's what you want to do, but a guy asks you out and you assume he knows you're a prostitute and wants to hire you? We haven't reached the level of dystopia where we have to assume every personal interaction is a business transaction...yet. FHL. Think he's got more of a reason to post here about that incident than you do.
GoogieWithers 25
He was obviously surprised at the information you provided. There is no shame in sex work, but not everyone is a customer.
Wadlaen 24
I agree with him, it seems obvious that he wanted to go on a romantic date with you, not to pay you to sleep with him.
Underscore_foo 5
He wanted a date and wasn’t expecting it to be you selling services. There’s a line between your professional and personal life and it’s not respectful to see you humiliate someone else over asking you out.
Lost Reggie 22
I respect SW and have no issue with that, but I worry about your state of mind. Are you so conceited that you think everyone wants to pay you for sex, or are you so lacking in self-respect that you think nobody wants you for anything but sex?
core01 30
He was just pissed that your hourly rates were higher than his hourly earnings.