Today, I got my drivers license suspended until I am 18 for driving without a license. Where was I driving to? My last day of Drivers Ed. The high school where I take Drivers Ed. classes at is across the street from my house. I gave up 3 years of driving to drive 100 feet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML
Today, after finally getting my drivers license, I was able to drive myself to school for the first time! I got fined $50 for accidentally parking in the wrong lot. FML
Today, my mom told me I wouldn't be able to take driver's education until at least my sixteenth birthday, because I'm, "Not ready to drive a car." Isn't that the whole point of driver's ed? FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML
Today, I went to the DMV today and sat in line for over 6 hours to renew my driver's license. Even though with the pandemic, it's been extended to New Year's Eve but I decided to get it done and over with. I get called up to finish everything, only to find out my license is suspended. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I was confident and thought everything would go well. My boss ended up calling me several times during the test. Turns out my colleague never showed up to cover for me, and my boss blamed me. Not only did I fail my test, I'm now suspended from work too. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
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Top comments
dberri05 2
you deserved it. why couldn't you just walk 100 feet. it's not hard
grocky 0
Walk! Better for you, better for our environment!
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Comments (353)
MarkO_fml 0
If there was an award for being the biggest ******* moron to ever post here, it would be you. 100 feet is more than I walk to the mailbox down the street. Makes me happy that there's one less idiot driver on the road.
Leaveittosteven 0
Wtf? I could practically jump 100 feet.
Mr_Trumpet 0
I agree with #6, how does that happen? Plus, YDI 100% for not just WALKING. It's 100 feet. Lord knows you've walked further.
RandomFool 5
You should've walked you fatty.
topdogg220 0
omg I just created an account solely to comment on the stupidity of you. You are such a moron. You say "FML" bc you got pulled over? YOU DROVE 100 FEET HOW BAD OF A DRIVER ARE YOU TO GET PULLED OVER IN 100 FEET. You don't even deserve a license if that's the case.
teamsquirrel 0
what ever happened to walking? holy shit.
lovely997 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA =] 1-shhhhuuuudup, what do you expect a hybrid car people drive the smart cars around but they loook soooo stupid, they look like a ******* sneaker plus, getting in a car accident, hahaha BET YOU WOULDN'T FEEL SMART AFTER thatt, lmao
funkymonkey90914 0
why didnt u just walk, ya dumbass!!
Bumlove89 0
#4 - I hope you do know that drivers ed includes not only "in car lessons" but also in class lessons. I'm assuming he/she was driving to the in class. but yeah YDI, you broke the law, and now you're paying for it.
wolfman2012 0
you are what most people refer to as an idiot, YDIYDI= You Deserve It You Damn Idiot and way to go #161