Today, I got my drivers license suspended until I am 18 for driving without a license. Where was I driving to? My last day of Drivers Ed. The high school where I take Drivers Ed. classes at is across the street from my house. I gave up 3 years of driving to drive 100 feet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML
Today, after finally getting my drivers license, I was able to drive myself to school for the first time! I got fined $50 for accidentally parking in the wrong lot. FML
Today, my mom told me I wouldn't be able to take driver's education until at least my sixteenth birthday, because I'm, "Not ready to drive a car." Isn't that the whole point of driver's ed? FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML
Today, I went to the DMV today and sat in line for over 6 hours to renew my driver's license. Even though with the pandemic, it's been extended to New Year's Eve but I decided to get it done and over with. I get called up to finish everything, only to find out my license is suspended. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I was confident and thought everything would go well. My boss ended up calling me several times during the test. Turns out my colleague never showed up to cover for me, and my boss blamed me. Not only did I fail my test, I'm now suspended from work too. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
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dberri05 2
you deserved it. why couldn't you just walk 100 feet. it's not hard
grocky 0
Walk! Better for you, better for our environment!
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Comments (353)
Kristoffer 35
@#128 - yes, you can get your license suspended for driving without one, even if you've never had a license or even a learner's permit.
FMLwrestler 0
YDI for being fat and not exercising. Fat people are so stupid by nature, they disgust me.
shananigans 0
If you were honestly pulled over for something while you were driving less than 100 feet, I think it's pretty safe to say you weren't going to pass your driving test anyway. So really, you didn't lose anything. Except maybe your pride. #155- That's why you get someone who is actually ALLOWED to drive to take you there. Common sense.
fudgerz 0
you couldn't walk across the street? lazy ass and environmental killer.. YDI
anonymous_user 0
why the hell didnt you walk?
SeefuSefirosu 0
You ******* kidding me? I drive forty miles three times a week to pick up my dad from work, plus who knows how many other little trips around town. To this date, I've never been pulled over or even followed by a cop, and I don't even have a permit (long story, I'm just gonna get my license at 18, which is in a couple of months). You mind explaining to me how I've driven hundreds of miles and haven't been pulled over, and you can't even get hundreds of feet?
GrapefruitZoe 0
No, that sucks, honey. I'm sorry. People don't have sympathy anymore.
Amphysvena 11
what is the benefit in having sympathy for the stupid?
Sportsfan86 3
#6: you wouldnt. meaning this is fake. 100 feet, whatever. #7: Lmao. I love it (sarcasmly) how people believe everything they read here. A lot (not everyone, but a lot) obviously makes up this shit.
paks7 0
thank you dumbass youre the reason people like 33 think the way they do you give the rest of us responsible drivers a bad name
smalltowngirl88 0
What the hell did you do in that 100 feet to even get pulled over? My guess is that you probably wouldn't have passed the driving test anyway, if you couldn't even make 100 feet. Sucks to be you, I guess, but you still deserve it.