Today, I got my drivers license suspended until I am 18 for driving without a license. Where was I driving to? My last day of Drivers Ed. The high school where I take Drivers Ed. classes at is across the street from my house. I gave up 3 years of driving to drive 100 feet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML
Today, after finally getting my drivers license, I was able to drive myself to school for the first time! I got fined $50 for accidentally parking in the wrong lot. FML
Today, my mom told me I wouldn't be able to take driver's education until at least my sixteenth birthday, because I'm, "Not ready to drive a car." Isn't that the whole point of driver's ed? FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML
Today, I went to the DMV today and sat in line for over 6 hours to renew my driver's license. Even though with the pandemic, it's been extended to New Year's Eve but I decided to get it done and over with. I get called up to finish everything, only to find out my license is suspended. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I was confident and thought everything would go well. My boss ended up calling me several times during the test. Turns out my colleague never showed up to cover for me, and my boss blamed me. Not only did I fail my test, I'm now suspended from work too. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
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Top comments
dberri05 2
you deserved it. why couldn't you just walk 100 feet. it's not hard
grocky 0
Walk! Better for you, better for our environment!
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Comments (353)
darkknightress 0
Score: Justice System:1 You: 0 Dumbass.
neverlostcontrol 0
You totally deserve that. Next time, take the bus if you're so lazy.
Oddball89 6
100% YDI
chickitychina 0
wow hello lazy america!
Spittal 0
Taking your car for a 100 feet journey. You can tell you are American.
totalnutjob 0
I don't care if it was 100 feet, one hundred yards or one hundred miles. You drove on public roads without a license. You're lucky it didn't end up more serious, like jail time. Apparently the instruction at drivers' ed went right past you without leaving any impression as to the responsibility each driver must bear in being on the road. In a year or two, being the lazy and arrogant twit that you are, you will undoubtedly figure you're not going to get caught/know how to beat the rap/are too important to bother with such tedious limitations on you freedom/whatever and will drive without a license again because you're physically able. Time to grow up has long past. You're in the real world now, and mamma ain't here to wipe your butt.
Nightfallz 0
Dir dir DIIIIIIIIIIIIR
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I was going to say... Why not walk? I've walked three miles from my school to my house. I have my permit, and soon to be my license, but I wouldn't risk it by doing something stupid like that. The police show no mercy. It matters not how far away you were going to drive. I'm also getting VERY offended by the comments that make it seem like ALL Americans are lazy. Some of us aren't. >_>
fyourlife33 0
It never says he was pulled over!!! They ask you who drove you if you aren't old enough.. So stop saying the OP did something dumb enough to be pulled over in that 100 feet
deaditegirl 0
YDI for driving without a license. DUH. And why are you so goddamn lazy? Just walk 100 feet, idiot.