tbanana95
United States
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Desperate_measures
Greece
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
Mark
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Alexandria, United States
Mean girls
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
generic_name123
Washington, United States
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
whyme
Help
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Anonymous
Drunk texts
Today, at around 2 a.m., I texted my crush that I liked him. He replied that he's in a relationship. I just felt a tight knot in my stomach and couldn't breathe for a few seconds. FML
Unlovable
Ah, puppy love…
Today, I was texting my crush. He wasn’t really into the texts because he was barely replying, until he texted back calling me "Baby." I got so excited, I almost cried, until he corrected himself and said that the text wasn’t for me. I cried. FML
hatethatiloveyou
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Quit it
Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Anonymous
Gilbert, United States
You tried
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
poopooppachuu
United States
Get it now?
Today, in the middle of explaining over the phone to my crush how I felt about him, I got a text from his best friend, who was apparently with him at the time. It said, "He doesn't like you, get over it. Stop rambling." FML
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lil_cig 0
How'd you get it though? He was probably creeped out if you didn't get it from him directly
Flutist 3
Op: Heyy howz it goin'? Crush: Uh good, who is this? Op: Tbanana, from skoolz, i lol lovz yu. Crush: I don't know how you got this number... Op: Destinie, itz Romeoz and Julietz FTW! I luvz you like edward cullen loves bella. Crush: I am going to stop talking to you Op: Noez, come backz.
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JessiGoose 0
He's not worth it then. He's a person among 6 billion people in the world.
ArcaneEchoXIII 11
You are glossing over the fact that she somehow got his number without his knowledge and texted him out of nowhere. He was probably creeped out when he realized that it was someone that he didn't give his number to.
rhymethyme 0
Unless you're someone who likes to stalk, introductions BEFORE you talk!
Flutist 3
Op: Heyy howz it goin'? Crush: Uh good, who is this? Op: Tbanana, from skoolz, i lol lovz yu. Crush: I don't know how you got this number... Op: Destinie, itz Romeoz and Julietz FTW! I luvz you like edward cullen loves bella. Crush: I am going to stop talking to you Op: Noez, come backz.
brandon425 1
"Noez Come Backz!!" lol thats hilarious
theblazian 0
It was all pretty good.
Flutist 3
*Waves* I accept this FML award from the bottom of my heart.
bananamilkshake 0
"I luvz you like edward cullen loves bella." lmao, i hate that movie (and book, and all related merchandise)
Flutist 3
agreed. My step sister is on Vampire Crack, she went as one for halloween and has yet to take off the fangs or answer to her real name. "I am now Bella." I wanted to slap her.
Maxaddicted 3
Lmfao at 15. I would have told him I was his stalker and I stare into his windows at night even when he's peeing. Totaaaaaaaally sexy.
Phalankx 0
My friend (girl) did to this me. I was not creeped out at all, i was pretty glad about it. Depends on how the person feels about the txter.
noshitsherlock 0
HAHAHAH YOU DESERVE IT. If HE didn't give you his number, then why did you think it was a good idea to do that?
Dcvictorious 0
Creepy.
NorfolkDude 2
I suppose the question is how did you obtain the number? I mean if you got it from him, then he's a jerk for ignoring you. But if you got it from his friends or by just randomly peaking around, then you deserve this because that's creepy and heck, I'd ignore you too.
shrimp321 1
seriously... guys HATE that stuff... the moment you do something like that, in his mind you're a creeper...
MaddogTotten 0
I agree, there are two paths to any mans heart: 1. through his stomach 2. through his pants The lesson here is either try to randomly hook up with him, or fix him a sammich. Otherwise you are wasting your time. When was the last time you heard a guy say "I really like her, but she just doesn't ever talk enough or try enough ways to communicate with me"?
letitbe56 0
You "got" his phone number? As in he didn't give it to you...? I don't blame him.
blastvortex 4
That's why it's called infatuation, not love. It's a good thing you called it a "crush." You don't really appear to know him all that well, or else you could've probably predicted that. Also, I wouldn't blame him at all. If some gal started texting me out of the blue, I'd ignore her too, if not block her entirely.
MaddogTotten 0
I would actually be thrilled by it. My wife, on the other hand, would at some point probably forcibly end the conversation.