tbanana95
United States
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Desperate_measures
Greece
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
Mark
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Alexandria, United States
Mean girls
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
generic_name123
Washington, United States
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
whyme
Help
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Anonymous
Drunk texts
Today, at around 2 a.m., I texted my crush that I liked him. He replied that he's in a relationship. I just felt a tight knot in my stomach and couldn't breathe for a few seconds. FML
Unlovable
Ah, puppy love…
Today, I was texting my crush. He wasn’t really into the texts because he was barely replying, until he texted back calling me "Baby." I got so excited, I almost cried, until he corrected himself and said that the text wasn’t for me. I cried. FML
hatethatiloveyou
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Quit it
Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Anonymous
Gilbert, United States
You tried
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
poopooppachuu
United States
Get it now?
Today, in the middle of explaining over the phone to my crush how I felt about him, I got a text from his best friend, who was apparently with him at the time. It said, "He doesn't like you, get over it. Stop rambling." FML
Top comments
lil_cig 0
How'd you get it though? He was probably creeped out if you didn't get it from him directly
Flutist 3
Op: Heyy howz it goin'? Crush: Uh good, who is this? Op: Tbanana, from skoolz, i lol lovz yu. Crush: I don't know how you got this number... Op: Destinie, itz Romeoz and Julietz FTW! I luvz you like edward cullen loves bella. Crush: I am going to stop talking to you Op: Noez, come backz.
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Comments (67)
angelinaanimerg 7
What a scumbag. I would never do that even if I didn't like the person I'd hear them out and be descent
summerguy97 16
God damn I really think that those commenters must have been half brain dead in FML's early days...
namine120409 42
I suppose next time you should get the number from the source to save yourself from this situation.
midnight333_fml 10
It's creepy that he didn't give you his number. I would say you deserved to get shot down since it's kinda stalkerish
fantasyworld 39
How did you get his number?
EmDizzle2007 28
I was honestly expecting you to be a guy
randybryant799 21
Because he's not interested!