tbanana95
United States
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Desperate_measures
Greece
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
Mark
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Alexandria, United States
Mean girls
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
generic_name123
Washington, United States
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
whyme
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Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Anonymous
Drunk texts
Today, at around 2 a.m., I texted my crush that I liked him. He replied that he's in a relationship. I just felt a tight knot in my stomach and couldn't breathe for a few seconds. FML
Unlovable
Ah, puppy love…
Today, I was texting my crush. He wasn’t really into the texts because he was barely replying, until he texted back calling me "Baby." I got so excited, I almost cried, until he corrected himself and said that the text wasn’t for me. I cried. FML
hatethatiloveyou
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Quit it
Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Anonymous
Gilbert, United States
You tried
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
poopooppachuu
United States
Get it now?
Today, in the middle of explaining over the phone to my crush how I felt about him, I got a text from his best friend, who was apparently with him at the time. It said, "He doesn't like you, get over it. Stop rambling." FML
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lil_cig 0
How'd you get it though? He was probably creeped out if you didn't get it from him directly
Flutist 3
Op: Heyy howz it goin'? Crush: Uh good, who is this? Op: Tbanana, from skoolz, i lol lovz yu. Crush: I don't know how you got this number... Op: Destinie, itz Romeoz and Julietz FTW! I luvz you like edward cullen loves bella. Crush: I am going to stop talking to you Op: Noez, come backz.
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Comments (67)
keenaz 0
Uhh 27 i hate you, i totally feel like a sandwich now.
letitbe56 0
What do you want to bet there's a "95" in her screen name because that's the year she was born? It would explain a lot.
Mischief109 11
Hey! Don't hate on people from that year! I'm perfectly fine thanks!
bananamilkshake 0
(oh crap i misplaced this comment, plz delete XD)
MaddogTotten 0
holy cow, i saw your comment before you deleted it. I am now mildly curious as to where you meant to place it.
bananamilkshake 0
hahaha it was in reply to #13, but for some reason it appeared down here D:
Starfire22 5
haha ur creepy totally deserved it! why would you even think that was a good idea might as well showed up naked at his door... u probebly would have gotten a better response lol
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Speaking as a 13-year-old girl, I sorta understand how you feel. Although, you should have told him who you were in the first place. You made yourself look like a creeper :/ I was in a similar situation with my crush. I got his number from a mutual friend of me and my crush. First thing I said when I texted him was "Hey, what's up? It's *insert my name here*. I got your number from *insert friend's name here*" And guess what? He and I texted for about an hour, although he doesn't text or reply to me anymore. I know how it feels, but at least I didn't make myself look like a stalker. I'll bet that your conversation went like this. OP: ily ily ily and i'm gonna hav ur kidz ;D Crush: who the heck r u and how did you get my number :O OP: i bet u'd like to know. Crush: yes, i sorta would OP: hmhmhmm guess you'll hav 2 call me Crush: y would i call u? OP: o noez!!!!!!!!! u hav 2 call me! Crush: creeper! OP: plzzzzzz call me. maybe i'll let you bite me like edward ;) Crush: what are you talking about? who's edward? OP: u haven't seen twilight?!?!?!?!?! Crush: tell me who the heck u are or i'll have the police trace ur # OP:........it's tbanana Crush: gawd. i always knew u were a creeper. OP: o noez!!!! does this mean u won't txt me anymore? OP: reply!!!!!! reply to me!!!!!! OP: I JUST WANT LUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVV!!!!!!!!!!!!! Therefore, I think you should apologize to your crush, because you might have scared him a little. I've gotten anonymous texts that have scared the crap out of me before, so I also see your crush's perspective.
idkweird 0
I'm a little sad and disappointed that you totally stole the conversation idea from Flutist....
leero 0
she's a thirteen year old girl. you can't expect her to be original. OP, YDI for being totally creepy. seriously.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
I got the idea from Flutist, I admit, but I didn't copy what she said in the conversation :/
idkweird 0
I understand you didn't copy the convo. It's just not funny when it's already been done...
MermaidSongXOXO 6
yeah. that's true.
Flutist 3
I suppose copying is the greatest form of flattery, but really... It is pretty much mine with a twist, its longer. Oooo!
Erindub 0
Theres going to be dozens of more men in your life. So you creeped him out...move on and try to stop being so weird.
hercules268 0
a bit stalkerish, but i'm just saying.
kezzstar 0
I don't see how someone's feelings are less valid because they're 14.............. Anyway, bad luck op, at least you know this time to be more direct in future!
xoconnie 8
omg! that suckss, what a jerk!
Shmoopie4 0
Did you get his number from someone else and do not know him very well? Because that sort of comes off as stalker behavior. Back off already and get over it.