Today, I got my braces on. When we got in the car my dad looked over and said "well at least we dont have to worry about boys for the next two years." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML
Today, I heard a little girl saying how much she didnt want braces to her mom because they hurt and make people look ugly. I looked at her and said, "Aww, there not that bad. See, I have them!" I then smiled to show her. She turned to her mom and said, "See!" then started to cry. FML
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML
Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML
Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying "Thank you" and "Bye" to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML
Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML
Today, I went to the orthodontist, and found out when I was supposed to get my braces off. His exact words, "You'll get them off around Christmas... but we're not sure what year." FML
Today, I went to the orthodontist's to get my braces tightened, and I chose baby blue bands. Turns out they make my teeth look extremely yellow. Only a month and a half to go. FML
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jessssxo 0
haha, he's so wrong.
vonstrangle 0
he must not know it's a turn on when girls coordinate their brace elastics with the nearest holiday. haha yyeah. sorry about those little metal guys, you'll be a babe when they come off i'm sure.
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FunkiiX 0
oh, well you are lucky. i have ugly retainers which i have worn for a year and next month i am going to get train tracks for 3-5 years and retainers again - at least you are not ugly like some people
RatIsKing 0
as a guy with braces, I really don't care about whether or not girls have braces. they're mostly invisible. I've had braces for two years, and several of my best friends didn't even notice them until a couple months ago. besides, it's pretty stupid to judge how a girl looks by whether or not she has braces
terriibabiiix23 0
wow, thats really mean of your dad ! what an assholeeee :X i know lots of girls with braces but they have had tons of boyfriends and are pretty attractive to the boys. don't listen to your dad cause some boys find braces on a girl really cute (:
kitty5656 0
dude my bf finds my braces hot how do u think we got ouir coversation started because of braces ive had a wonderful bf for three months going on four dont listen to ur dad!!!!
Banez 0
take it from a guy; a girl with braces is usually pretty cute. :)
Seems2BBadLuck 0
trust me you will be fine, as other people have said, guys dont judge chicks by their braces. after a few years your teeth will look great. just make sure to keep your braces really clean and brush your teeth really well. i know tonnes of people who dont and i cant stand it!!!!
tagedawg 0
lol way to be a supportive farther
Jbiebs82 0
don't worry. some guys like girls withbraces. I got my boyfriend when I had braces..
SamIAm_4 0
OUCH..... :/
CupcakeMassacre 0
i know alot of guys that love braces lol i used to have them before too dont worry im even a sucker for braces