Today, I got my braces on. When we got in the car my dad looked over and said "well at least we dont have to worry about boys for the next two years." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML
Today, I heard a little girl saying how much she didnt want braces to her mom because they hurt and make people look ugly. I looked at her and said, "Aww, there not that bad. See, I have them!" I then smiled to show her. She turned to her mom and said, "See!" then started to cry. FML
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML
Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML
Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying "Thank you" and "Bye" to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML
Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML
Today, I went to the orthodontist, and found out when I was supposed to get my braces off. His exact words, "You'll get them off around Christmas... but we're not sure what year." FML
Today, I went to the orthodontist's to get my braces tightened, and I chose baby blue bands. Turns out they make my teeth look extremely yellow. Only a month and a half to go. FML
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jessssxo 0
haha, he's so wrong.
vonstrangle 0
he must not know it's a turn on when girls coordinate their brace elastics with the nearest holiday. haha yyeah. sorry about those little metal guys, you'll be a babe when they come off i'm sure.
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Comments (97)
mattboehm 0
I'm sure plenty of people wish their dads were as cool as yours.
watchnlearn 0
haha, that's a 10x funnier version of something my dad would say. don't worry about it, guys dont care. once my guy friend was even discussing the myth of two people with braces not being able to make out without "complications." he was also talking about my friend. awkward...
1harry1potter1 0
c'mon, it's just a dad thing.
mellyloverr 0
dont worry, just remember how cool everyone thinks "GRILLZ" are :D i had braces for two years and trust me its not the end of the world
eekitsbetsy 0
Thats the EXACT same thing that my mom, dad, hygienist, and grandparents said to me when I got my braces on in August. Don't worry, guys don't have any issue with metal mouth. (:
panicsara 0
Ahahah omg same happened to me!! Braces are a bitch, and so are parents :P Good luck dealing with both!
tateno 0
i agree with most ppl. guys dont care about braces. just think you will have straight teeth hahaha
summer66_fml 0
LOL!!! sorry but ur dad sounds awesome!!!
dan81892 2
braces are pretty hot on a girl actually
Oddree 0
hah thats like exactly what my dad told me. and my brother said he couldnt take me seriously anymore. my mom told me i looked cute though. lol great family.