Today, I got my braces on. When we got in the car my dad looked over and said "well at least we dont have to worry about boys for the next two years." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML
Today, I heard a little girl saying how much she didnt want braces to her mom because they hurt and make people look ugly. I looked at her and said, "Aww, there not that bad. See, I have them!" I then smiled to show her. She turned to her mom and said, "See!" then started to cry. FML
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML
Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML
Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying "Thank you" and "Bye" to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML
Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML
Today, I went to the orthodontist, and found out when I was supposed to get my braces off. His exact words, "You'll get them off around Christmas... but we're not sure what year." FML
Today, I went to the orthodontist's to get my braces tightened, and I chose baby blue bands. Turns out they make my teeth look extremely yellow. Only a month and a half to go. FML
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jessssxo 0
haha, he's so wrong.
vonstrangle 0
he must not know it's a turn on when girls coordinate their brace elastics with the nearest holiday. haha yyeah. sorry about those little metal guys, you'll be a babe when they come off i'm sure.
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Comments (97)
Blind_Ninja 0
I've always liked girls with braces. I think it's really cute. I think that may be the reason why I'm sometimes attracted to girls with bad teeth because I think I subconsciously think that it would be hot if they got braces. My favorite **** star was Aveena Lee until she had her braces removed.
0___0 9
BRACES FETISH FTW!
jSOPURE 3
#22 I have a friend that feels the same way about Avena Lee. Cacoon/butterfly. ;)
Cloudy_fml 0
... He may have been joking...
camis 0
One more FML from oversensitive people who can't take jokes.
Jessica19374698 0
I used to have braces, and the person I was with thought I was just as beautiful. There are even some fetishes involving braces!
Kizzah 0
I have a braces fetish.
ChaosZirconia 0
Learn to take a joke, you'll seem like a real person this way.
anonymousprime 0
i love a girl with braces
justinsbaby291 0
awww he was just playing! they had this contest for seventeen to find like america's new girl or something and the one that won had braces!