Today, I got my braces on. When we got in the car my dad looked over and said "well at least we dont have to worry about boys for the next two years." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML
Today, I heard a little girl saying how much she didnt want braces to her mom because they hurt and make people look ugly. I looked at her and said, "Aww, there not that bad. See, I have them!" I then smiled to show her. She turned to her mom and said, "See!" then started to cry. FML
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML
Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML
Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying "Thank you" and "Bye" to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML
Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML
Today, I went to the orthodontist, and found out when I was supposed to get my braces off. His exact words, "You'll get them off around Christmas... but we're not sure what year." FML
Today, I went to the orthodontist's to get my braces tightened, and I chose baby blue bands. Turns out they make my teeth look extremely yellow. Only a month and a half to go. FML
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jessssxo 0
haha, he's so wrong.
vonstrangle 0
he must not know it's a turn on when girls coordinate their brace elastics with the nearest holiday. haha yyeah. sorry about those little metal guys, you'll be a babe when they come off i'm sure.
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Comments (97)
thebaroness1984 0
Believe me, most guys don't care about braces. Just don't get colored brackets, and take off your rubber bands when you get to school if they give you those. Also, your Dad's a douche.
Firewall_fml 0
I agree with #9 Although it even creeps me out as it makes females look younger, you find a cute 20 year old with braces and its hot. Given, me and my girlfriend did have a party when she got hers off, still. Hurt like hell, but look cute!
FishyFred 0
"He is definately wrong. Boys don't care if a girl wears braces." Not at that age, anyway. Also, at least you're not as unlucky as the girls who post on here with tidbits about how their parents backhandedly insult their looks.
blue_dude 0
#9 is right, girls with braces is extremely hot.
musicalmandi16 0
prove him wrong!
brave_fml 0
I don't mind ;) my last girlfriend had braces. I was with her when she got them off, and it didn't make a difference. so forget him. :D
ZING_MASTER 0
HEADGEAR ZING!!!
Sarthaas 0
HAHA! That's terrible. I'd hit your father for that!
sai_fml 0
I'm lovin' the sick father burns.
bioclock 0
That's HILARIOUS. Guys don't really care about braces, though. It's not like they'll be on your teeth for ever, and some boys really like them. I got my first boyfriend when I had a mouth full of metal.